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@vampedri

the friend that’s too cubarsi pilled

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oomf, unfortunately πŸ“± β€” a #gavmin smau in which academic rivals and enemies gavi and fermΓ­n are unknowingly best friends on their secret barΓ§a twitter accounts. everything is going perfectly fine until they decide to finally meet face to face.
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everybody still doing mogging olympics on the tl when these men would sell you for a bag of chips
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i don’t think they’d even eat chips. granola they’d sell you for granola and some peanuts
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we need to have serious conversations
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nat@bedch7ms1h
#raphamin: they just ain't you
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I GET SO HIGH OFF THAT CUBARSI BLUNT 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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fuckkkkk 😭😭😭😭
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yisa (@yiasisthinking) profile picture
yisa@yiasisthinking8h
*reads fanfic* Fuck that's genius *sees fanart* Fuck that's genius *reads fan theory* Fuck that's genius *reads headcanons* Fuck that's genius
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is it????
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K.P.@KAYDOTPDOT13h
Mog off gimmick on the tl like we dont have pau cubarsi
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i won’t take anything you say seriously if you refer to your TWEET as β€œxeet” no shade
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ZπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ή (@Weak_killer7) profile picture
ZπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ή@Weak_killer7Nov 10
Someone's child growing up on gimmick twt
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realised I'll be 16 next world cup nitter.gq/geekedgoob/status/2119…
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vero (@jennstappie) profile picture
vero@jennstappie23h
desde que se cayΓ³ ao3 le estuve dando like a tanta cantidad de barbaridades con tal impunidad que un poco me toca agradecer que los likes ya no sean pΓΊblicos
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that fucking burger place was the only bitch that ever gave a shit about oscar actually
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lala ⚒.@hudlovieNov 10
sou contra fanfics que terminam assim que o casal consegue ficar junto. eu quero ler pelo menos 20 capítulos so mostrando a relação
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my upstairs neighbors keep having sex you’d think i live under raphmin but no it’s just #college
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altair@altairwhimsyNov 10
thinking im socializing well β€˜till i see oomfs have full on groupchats with eachother while I’m just interacting with people on tl
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raphminn@raphaminismOct 22
Oh it #raphamin
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evil fermin@mesquemeow22h
people talking about barΓ§a locker room β€œblowing up” but you know damn they all fucking in there πŸ˜‚
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there’s really a whole world out there that thinks raphinha is ugly
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Replying to @fedevalverdes
"whole rma ugly" and it's just bc it's not a team made entirely of ugly white twinks who look like they're a result of incest and one ugly Brazilian
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making sure everyone is aware pau as a comp sci major is a total self insert
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@vampedri18h
Replying to @vampedri
00. THE FRIEND GROUP LAMINE YAMAL - sports marketing major at UB - instigator and loves the chaos - friends with everyone, close friends with gavi - dating pau PAU CUBARSI - computer science major at UB - just wants everyone to get along - friends with everyone, close friends with gavi - dating lamine
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i will fix ao3 .
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