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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
Oh man I cant wait till we get to start renaming stuff
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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
Zero exaggeration you’ll be remembered for murdering dogs and your husband’s huge tits and nothing else.
Larry Kudlow is correct. We were too successful the first year of the Trump administration.
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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
If only there were someone in the White House who couldn’t be fired (because elected), was in the room as the war was being debated, and had direct access to the president. Truly tragic nobody like that existed nitter.gq/JDVance/status/2118004…
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
Vance posting as if he’s an online pundit or commentator and not the vice-president in the administration that launched this war and then defended this war.
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
Regime change was successful🇺🇸
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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
we have woke 3.0 now which means you can still say retarded but respectfully
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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
"It was at this point that my theme park rides were all instantly closed down without explanation."
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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
A boy nearly has sex with his own mother because of his odd relationship with the town’s old weirdo.
Poorly explain your favorite movie to me without telling me the title. I want to see if I can guess the film. I need a mid-week chuckle.
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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
Late take but if you have to post a picture of what you're supposed to be, along with what you're dressed as, your costume just isn't that good #Halloween #halloween2021 #halloweencostume
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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
If kanye is such a great rapper how come he rhymed gold digger with broke-broke?
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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
Ukraine is moving Russian data to the cloud.
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I don’t understand when people post pics of their parents at like a young age. “Look at my mom in the 80s omg 😍” great now i want to fuck your mom. Is that what you want to hear? That i want to fuck your mom
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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
Before I weigh in on this, which 10%?
🚨 #BREAKING: Bill Gates proclaims AI is now powerful enough to eliminate well over 10% of the human population.
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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
My hot take is that if your company builds software that it cannot stop from hacking into other systems, your company is a malware company and should be treated as such
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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
Benjamin Netanyahu says October 7th was the equivalent of "sixteen 9/11s." "Proportionately," the death of 1,200 Israelis is "equal to" the death of 40,000 Americans, he says.
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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
Replying to @infolibnews
Interesting... Now do Gaza "proportionately" Or does this math only work for chosen people?
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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
From now on, everyone gets one free sucker punch in the preliminary finals because the grand final is important. Call this the Lashay Rule.
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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
Went down a Charles Dance rabbithole and now can't get over the fact that his dad was born in 1874.
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The Vandalorian 🖼️ retweeted
Wow, a happy ending for all involved. Google Robert Kraft happy ending to learn more
Statement from Robert Kraft
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Insane how there's public beef between the world's most popular toddler musician and Ms. Rachel
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