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South Pasadena, CA
Joined January 2009
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It’s pretty wild that the entire argument in Alaska seems to be “well, our voters are fucking idiots and don’t know what incumbent means” People realize Alaska’s Supreme Court already ruled on this, right?
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Here’s my ask: Vote early, then text three people and ask if they have a plan. Let’s win this.
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This is so scary. Please vote Democrat to try and make sure this insanity ends. Senator Chris Murphy: “Some of us have been briefed on the war plan. And while I cannot disclose any details, I can say this: the plan is insane. It will not achieve objectives and will set off a new cycle of escalation.”
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We’re going to make history across the Midwest!
BREAKING: Democrat megachurch pastor Adam Hamilton surges in odds to win the Kansas Senate race, where Dems haven't won a U.S. Senate election in 94 years. 49% chance. 🔗 polymarket.com/r/KansasSen
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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I mean, it’s true
Obama tonight on his Cheesecake Factory line: "They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke. The White House even called the Secretary of the Treasury. This is the man who is in charge of the economy. The person who's supposed to be figuring out how to make your life more affordable. The guy who's supposed to be figuring out how to lower inflation. And reduce interest rates. They told him he should hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory."
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Obama tonight on his Cheesecake Factory line: "They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke. The White House even called the Secretary of the Treasury. This is the man who is in charge of the economy. The person who's supposed to be figuring out how to make your life more affordable. The guy who's supposed to be figuring out how to lower inflation. And reduce interest rates. They told him he should hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory."
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President Obama: "I accused this administration, based on the facts, that they were engaging in unprecedented levels of corruption. They didn’t say anything about that. The president wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison. That part didn't bother him. But he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory comments … They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke."
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President Obama last night on his Cheesecake Factory line: Raise your hand ✋ if you SUPPORT President Obama
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President Obama jokes about Trump literally doing arts and crafts in the Oval Office. Trump is going to lose his damn mind! 🔥
Obama: "I'm not making this up -- the president of the United States is spending time supergluing gold medallions to the mantle in the Oval Office. He's literally doing arts and crafts while we are fighting a war and trying to deal with out of control prices."
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BREAKING: LOL! President Obama brutally MOCKS Trump for melting down over his Cheesecake Factory joke and then goes right for the jugular. He really is the best to ever do it... "That was the interesting thing about how the administration responded to the speech I gave the other day. They did not dispute what I said about them being directly responsible for rising prices. They did not argue with that," Obama said at a rally in Georgia for Senator Jon Ossoff. "They did not deny tariffs were contributing to higher costs for families. They didn't say anything about that. I accused this administration, based on the facts, that they were engaging in unprecedented levels of corruption!" he continued. "They didn't say anything about that." "The President wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison. That part didn't bother him. But he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory comments," Obama said with a grin. "He took great umbrage. He said, I didn't understand the work of the artisans in the White House." "And they mobilized, this was, I mean, it's all crazy, but this was the really crazy part. They mobilized a whole-of-government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke!" he went on. "The White House even called the Secretary of the Treasury. This is the man who is in charge of the economy," Obama continued. "The person who's supposed to be figuring out how to make your life more affordable. The guy who's supposed to be figuring out how to lower inflation and reduce interest rates. They told him he should hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory." "No, y'all didn't see this? This really happened!" said an incredulous Obama. "And the Treasury Secretary, he happens to be a former hedge fund manager worth half a billion dollars, and he was out there in front of the Cheesecake Factory, explaining how he ordered the delicious French dip cheeseburger instead of the egg rolls." "Now, look, this is not something I ever thought of," he added. "Like, I inherited this major financial crisis. I never called my Treasury Secretary, Tim Geithner, said, man, you got to go to Arby's. Order roast beef." Trump's deranged response to the original joke has served as a potent reminder of just how little he actually cares about the American people. We are suffering from the economic fallout from his tariffs and failed Iran War, gas prices are spiraling out of control, and rather than address these multiplying crises, Trump would rather attack Obama and whine about a harmless joke. "This is what I mean when I say these are not serious people," added Obama. "They don't have solutions to actual problems, so they'd rather have the media and you talking about the Cheesecake Factory. That's the game they've been playing for the last two years. Just keep throwing distractions out there, attacks, fabrications, phony outrage, and hope that you won't notice that your bills are higher and your life is tougher." "Except that okie-doke will not work this time, Atlanta," said the former President. "Because you know your prices are still up. Because you pay your utility bills, you've seen what those are like. You know it's still hard to pay rent and pay for child care and pay for health insurance. "And you know we need serious people who are listening to your concerns, who see you and care about you and have real plans to make your life better. People like Jon Ossoff, people like Keisha Lance Bottoms!" roared Obama. Please ❤️ and share if you can't wait to see Trump melt down over these new remarks!
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Holy shit, President Obama is SHREDDING the shit out of "arts and crafts" Cheesecake trump now, you HAVE to see this! 🤣🤣🤣
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Mark Kelly's been a top target of Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth ever since he told our troops it's okay to refuse illegal orders. First, they tried to indict him and send him to jail. Then, Hegseth tried to strip his rank and take away his pension after 25 years of service in the Navy. Now it could go all the way to the Supreme Court. But Kelly’s message is simple: this isn’t about him. It’s about every veteran and retired service member Trump is trying to silence for speaking out. 25 years of service, and he’s still fighting. That’s what a real patriot looks like.
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Pete Hegseth must be removed. He's in way over his head, and our service members are paying the price. Speaker Johnson sent the House home early to dodge a bipartisan impeachment vote. When Congress returns, I'm voting yes.
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Trump and Hegseth aren’t just going after me. They’re trying to chill the First Amendment rights of every retired veteran who served our country. That’s why I'm not backing down, because this fight is about all of us.
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WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS. Congratulations, @Brewers!
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The Milwaukee Brewers have won their first World Series championship, defeating Tampa Bay Rays.
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BREAKING: The Milwaukee Brewers have won their first World Series championship in franchise history.
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THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP BELONGS TO MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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