breaking: wackadoodle piece finally finds loving home with brilliant mag edited by author's favorite contemporary author this is the highest achievement of my writing career thank you so much

I'm Too Responsible To Call Out Of Work And I Fucking HATE IT !!!!!!!!!!

i need everyone to leave me alone when i am sad and that's not like a "depressed and isolating myself" thing it's just like i physically can't even cry so what are you gonna do sit there and watch me watch tv. just let me stew in peace for 1-2 days and boil off all the sad.

typoed my middle name as "normal" on a job application and contemplated full sending it so the ai lords of application hell might flag me as a regular guy

reminding my girlfriend every night that the scary water noise above us that lasts 15 minutes is our upstairs neighbor taking a shower

from now on i ONLY want to hear news about people liking me.

i follow a guy on tiktok who's built like me and kinda has my same style goin on but he's suuuuper good at juggling and women throw themselves at him and while i am decidedly a fan of him i am also his biggest hater inside. i am the salieri to his mozart in my mind

i think if i could hug a very gentle horse i would feel better

thought i was going to have one of my tony soprano pass out and donk my head panic attacks at work today but instead i ducked out 15 minutes early and had a good ol fashioned car scream

i need to fix my entire life today. again

the world we are living in

i know it's like a given and we all hate it but it still fucks me up sometimes that i'm just an animal with instincts and motivations like any other but i have to go to work until i die for some reason just because my parents thought having babies would be nice back in the 90s

made kitsune soba for dinn. i made too much who's coming over

this is my vent art about leaving my phone charger in the car last night

im a man of almost 30 but sometimes i wish i lived with my sister even though she is married and all that because i Miss Her and i miss barging into each others rooms to sit on the floor and talk about stuff and she SUCKS at answering my texts she just sends me instagram reels !!

#nw Pumpkinhead (1988)

peaches are NOT overrated. have you ever had a fresh hot grilled peach with vanilla ice cream for dessert out on the porch after grillin out with the family. it's like a thousand warm hugs. it's like hearing every teacher you've ever had say "i'm proud of you" at the same time