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Joined September 2013
i am an idea in the mind of God
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you will burn all the things that you think you care about at the altar of the thing that you Actually Care About
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You may not like it but the future belongs to those who are willing to go to their friends birthday parties
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after a long day of socializing with my friends, i’m looking forward to getting cozy and curling up to answer emails
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The demons tremble when you do your dishes, fold your laundry, and clean your home
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sometimes i feel i can’t state simple discoveries without providing the whole story.. like, vague philosophies get out but the direct truths of my experience feel blocked
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i’ve never faked an orgasm in my life
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Change is my constant companion
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i’m being wife guy’d so hard
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Leave U T mE A Lone
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“how old is Nathan Fielder ?” “old enough to know better”
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if you love me bf keep my commandments gf
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i don’t answer their questions, i just keep singing
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we are a dancing body
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want to send a cold email so bad but idk what i’m after
I put off a cold email for months out of fear of rejection and just got a positive response 4 minutes after I finally sent it. What the hell. What else in life is like this that I’ve been missing out on?
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inflation inflation whatever i get it but Why does a photobooth photo cost $7 ? i don’t understand
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Being a bizarre woman is always a delicate dance of social acceptability. You gotta adapt to your environment constantly.
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i’m not going to finish your sentences for you
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You can be as sad as you want on the bus and no one will get mad at you
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