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Just remembered I have this account? Any of my homies still on here?

FORCE AWAKENS gave us what we thought we wanted which read as fan fiction. LAST JEDI gave us stuff we didn't know we wanted which felt so much better. Come at me.

THE IRISHMAN is like Scorsese looking back at this whole career of various masterpieces and thinking one more for the road. It's amazing.

Happy Valentine's Day to my lost love TERRIERS. A great show gone too soon.

GLASS is not a good movie. It's hog wild, bonkers weird and more than a little silly. I LOVED IT. (It would pair well with SOUTHLAND TALES.)

With this constant rain in LA, maybe BLADE RUNNER wasn't that off about 2019. I'm not the first to make this joke? Oh. I'll just see myself out.

THE PREDATOR is the most 90's action movie I've seen in a long time.

I can't wait to buy that FREAKED Mondo poster for 2-3 times the price in a few months!

Almost cried like a goddamn baby at the end of WHEN HARRY MET SALLY. Not sure why it took me this long to see it. Does this mean I'm an adult now?

I wish Albert Brooks had directed more movies because they are truly something special.

Apparently I woke up last night to jot down intelligible notes with the only understandable bit stating "the future is broken". Either it's a movie idea written in dream logic or I'm some kind of prophet.

HOTEL ARTEMIS is so goddamn goooooood. The entire cast kills it.

If you cut out 40 minutes, switch out one character death and replace that awful hat Daniel Craig wears I reckon COWBOYS & ALIENS would be fine picture. Well, at least better.

Tinder profile suggestion: Mountain Dew in the sheets, Four Loco in the streets. Please thank me at your wedding.

SNEAKERS remains a great movie in case anyone was wondering.

Hot take: I think THE RUNDOWN might be The Rock's best movie.

Hot damn Vanity Fair does not give a shit about spoilers.

The biggest surprise of SOLO was discovering Emilia Clarke can actually act.

UPGRADE looks kinda awesome. I'm assuming of course that it's not some next level Apple/Google marketing.