socialism or we all fucking die. no one is free until everyone is free. free palestine 🇵🇸 he/him

San Francisco/Singapore
Joined June 2009
i have that shirt too kinda
ayo edebiri’s “do not talk to me about ai, i will k!ll myself” tee is so iconic and she’s so real for that
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me when i poke the tech debt and it all returns to nothing; it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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“me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” being the first words out of your mouth when this happens is killing me bro. it is insane what social media has done to the way that we speak
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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months late to the party i know but one day before the phoebe bridgers concert i have become obsessed with stupid song by olivia rodrigo
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I'M A HEART MADE OF WAX AND I'M MELTING IN THE SUN
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I FEEL RIGHT, I FEEL WRONG, I FEEL TOTALLY INSANE//AND I WANT YOU MORE THAN ANY STUPID SONG COULD EVER SAY
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soyfacing at The Office
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YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING being successful getting more people to check out NATHAN FOR YOU, THE REHEARSAL, and THE CURSE is a Monkey's Paw situation because I've had to read some truly awful takes on Nathan Fielder this past weekend.
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emudhra run by pemalites i'm crying
For the next few days or weeks, anyone now has a root CA thanks to eMudhra. Time to have some fun with MiTMing unwilling devices!
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People my age: i need to get serious about settling down and starting a family Me: i need to get serious about watching movies again
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did you know that there is pink engine coolant and green engine coolant and they should not be mixed? your learning process is accelerated when you are in a car and suddenly the dashboard says "engine overheated"
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we ended up making a very exciting 1.8 mile drive to the nearest o'reilly auto parts to buy pink coolant. it was like playing a terrible video game where you accelerate just enough to move towards the destination while avoiding the "engine overheated" message popping up
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after we got the coolant and topped the car up, we drove about half a mile more and then stopped to double check. over half the coolant leaked out in half a mile of driving. in the end coworker had to get the car towed 💀
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sometimes you go buy beer, carry it home, take a shower, settle down to watch TV, and one of your freshly purchased cans of beer explodes all over you when you open it
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fuck my chungus life
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second can also exploded although i anticipated it and opened it over the sink this time... FUCK MY CHUNGUS LIFE
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saying all my dogs favorite words to see his reaction
Hunter Schafer reveals that she is starring in an upcoming vampire film for A24. Also starring Emma Corrin, Havana Rose Liu, Sophie Wilde, Fabien Frankel and Josh Hutcherson. (Source: @AcademyMuseum)
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i've seen enough. send nathan fielder to federal prison.
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A24 🤝 Aniplex USA
'YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING' is currently planned for release in only 10 countries worldwide.
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