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@virtualjew

roasting myself before u can roast me

 brooklyn
Joined April 2013
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outlook might have gone down and flights might be stopped but at least the new york state unemployment portal is so back
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suffering as much as possible in my twenties so my thirties can be my golden years
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Ben Gross@bengrossbg4h
You need to call her now. There isn't any more time. The machines are coming. You won't be able to stop them. The cell towers will be next. She needs to know how you feel before it's over. Microsoft and air traffic control are only the first. You need to call her now.
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crying on the subway is actually a status symbol. indicative of highly emotional processing clout
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Nornal Guy 🧙‍♂️
@theralkia7h
Having a soft heart is ironically a great strength but you have to develop strong boundaries to avoid being trampled over
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it’s friday the 13th. you are legally required to kiss your lover (wokely) to protect them from dark energy.
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Solzhenixon@sardonic_greekNov 12
If you’re in bed, stay in bed
Solzhenixon (@sardonic_greek) profile pictureSolzhenixon@sardonic_greekNov 11
Everyone get into bed and get under the covers and remain there until further notice
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Liste@endlisteNov 12
Have you tried love darling? It's to live for
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𓊓@social_actavis19h
I’m actually a lot more than this
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4:44@leliibabyNov 12
there's a phase in your 20s when life just keeps humbling you over and over.. insane character development takes place during that phase
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how it feels to not go home for the holidays in november nor december this year and for the foreseeable future
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recognizing that it is cptsd has been the first true step to healing for me. a better reality is possible don’t give up
ᯠ ⑅ ᯄ (@shyegf) profile pictureᯠ ⑅ ᯄ@shyegfNov 12
being self aware of your own intense emotional dysregulation is the worlds loneliest experience sitting there hurt and upset at someone or something knowing you shouldnt be yet having to comfort yourself all alone with the pain that feels very real
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Skylar@skylarkoren__Nov 12
I love banishing people from my realm. you displeased me for the last time.
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guy named balls@bobsredmilfNov 12
under my leadership it’s gonna be youtube.gov
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a@aallleeexxxxxx1Nov 13
i’ve decided to demand more attention from people
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bisexual because i’m half avoidant on my dad’s side and one quarter anxious + one quarter avoidant on my mom’s side
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i’ve never regretted a tattoo because i have perfect taste
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women in the prime of their life are staying home to eat annie’s mac n cheese and watch tubi
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influx of reply guys on instagram while actively bf posting. is poly just the brooklyn default assumption these days?
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heather 💫@_hxneyglowNov 12
my chronic illnesses haven’t killed me yet but they’ve killed a thousand versions of myself that i could’ve been and nearly every dream i’ve ever had and i think that’s worse sometimes
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