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AuDHD | Heterophobic | Petticoated Swashbuckler | Gender Terrorist | Misandrist | @virusdetected.bsky.social

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My birthday is coming up next month. If you wanna bless me, feel free to buy me 1. a book (or several) off my Amazon booklist amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/1D1… or 2. a record (or several) off my Vinyl list amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/1BQ… 🙏🏿
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This isn’t how I thought things would go when I was planning my birthday a month ago. I’m trying to be a grown up about it but yoh, inauma. I can’t remember the last time I felt this lonely and alone
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Limauuuu! A whole mess!
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I got to the upper deck of the ferry just to realise that I left my book in the car na sijisikii kuridi chini 😭
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There’s one person on the ligi soo remix whose verse didn’t need to be there. I won’t be elaborating further
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philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) profile picturephilip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_24 May 2024
Sir this is a classy show
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Patrick Gibson is knocking on 30 and he looks it. Michael C Hall was 35 when Dexter premiered. Which “young Dexter” will he be portraying?
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm23 May 2024
Patrick Gibson has been cast as young Dexter in the ‘DEXTER’ prequel series. Christian Slater will star as Dexter’s adopted father.
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Someone in a tattoo group I’m in asked how much is appropriate to tip your artist and…what!? Do these people not set their own prices? Why are we tipping them?
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I’ve been I desperate need of a hug this past week but we move regardless
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Lol, tomes should be written about the way ⚪️ Canadians pretend that the country isn’t racist (like their neighbours to the south)
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I, personally, do not snore despite any evidence that anyone can provide so I do not identify with this tweet
Victor 🦇 (@himbo_chico) profile pictureVictor 🦇@himbo_chico19 May 2024
people who snore are not good people & you can’t convince me otherwise. its just feels so greedy. like imagine enjoying your sleep so much you have to LOUDLY announce it to everyone in a 10 mile radius non-stop for 8 hours which in turn prevents them from getting any sleep.
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The problem with shared Google docs is that you can watch your supervisor brutally editing your work in real time
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*taps sign*
Keep your rosaries off my ovaries 🏳️‍🌈 (@viru5detected) profile pictureKeep your rosaries off my ovaries 🏳️‍🌈@viru5detected1 Jun 2021
The perfect mental health patient for y’all is the dead one. Those ones you can love and light your way through. But those of us who are still alive are an inconvenience to your entitlement
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Same with “people with disabilities are encouraged to apply…” until you ask for accommodations then all pretence is dropped
Keep your rosaries off my ovaries 🏳️‍🌈 (@viru5detected) profile pictureKeep your rosaries off my ovaries 🏳️‍🌈@viru5detected22 May 2024
A lot of workplaces that tout their culture as open to moms are very understanding and accommodating...as long as your motherhood does not inconvenience them in any way. Pics of your kids on your desk is great but dare you leave early cos your kid fell ill!
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I'd buy them but from a different brand
Co. 💜 (@prettyco_) profile pictureCo. 💜@prettyco_23 May 2024
How y’all feel about these 🧐🧐
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Cishet men's idea of sex as the main/only expression of intimacy and comfort is a scourge that needs to die
Panic! At The TL (@Puff_Iya) profile picturePanic! At The TL@Puff_Iya23 May 2024
“I can put the D in your depression” is a real life sentence a grown man with a functioning brain has said to me before
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“My parent and the cat they said they didn’t want” is one of my fave clock app genres
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Truer words have never been spoken 🤣🤣🤣
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Hmmm, I'm curious to see the breakdown by sex cos I remember a similar report a few years back about the number of cishet women who watch gay porn and it was staggering
Unreliable Narrator (@unreliable_na) profile pictureUnreliable Narrator@unreliable_na23 May 2024
Majority of Kenyan men are homophobic and will insist being gay is disgusting but yet our country googles for the most p*rn in that category. Are our men low-key in the closet?
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