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Canadian. Dad. Atheist. I tweet stupid stuff, mainly my attempts at humour. It’s a bonus if anyone actually thinks it’s funny.

Canada
Joined November 2013
Got a new gym outfit yesterday. I’d post a picture modelling it, but that’s not fair to the ladies. Get them all horned up, leading them to making potentially bad decisions. I don’t want that on my conscience man.
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35 years ago today, we heard this unique rendition of Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-A-Ling.” #TheSimpsons episode “Lisa’s Pony” first aired November 7, 1991.
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This was a long day. Like, take some Advil and go to bed long.
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FCKN squirrels
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A cross country train ride sounds so inviting right now. Get a nice cabin, spend the days in the observation deck, nice meals in the dining car, and watching the countryside pass by.
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Maybe I’m way too pessimistic, but I don’t see things changing for the better, politically, in the US with tomorrow’s elections. I hope I’m wrong.
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Last Halloween in this house. Lived here more than two decades. I’m going to miss this place.
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Happy Halloween 🎃
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My yearly reminder to you of the greatest kids Halloween costume of all time, and it's not even close
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I smell really bad. I’ve had a shower, but can still smell it. I’m thinking it’s an infection from my wisdom tooth extraction. Maybe I’m sweating it out or something.
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Yep, infected. Now I have to take antibiotics and flush it out a couple of times a day. Fun never ends.
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My timeline is full of Patrick Stewart clips. Best thing Twitter has done in years.
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Patrick was one of those icons who we somehow all took for granted would always be with us. I grew up as a fan, and was later gifted the privilege of becoming a colleague and friend, working with him for many years on “American Dad!”, “Family Guy”, and “Ted”. He was that rare actor who could take any bit of dialogue and elevate it, making a good writer sound great, and a great writer sound masterful. He was also as humble as they come. I remember exchanging emails with him a number of years ago when he was beginning day 1 of a new film. He commented to me that he always walked onto a new set feeling like the biggest novice there. My stunned reaction was the same as anyone’s would be. I said, “Patrick, if you feel that way, the rest of us are screwed.” We have lost a legendary actor today, and for many of us, a good friend. He will be deeply missed by the entire planet.
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It’d be nice to have one night where my dreams aren’t something out of Willy Wonka.
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Can I just say, have a nice day.
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He’s going to say something stupid and insulting about CFB Wainwright, isn’t he.
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Today is my son’s birthday. I’m proud of the man he’s become, but when did he get so old?
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I’ve been online too long. When this popped on to my feed, I didn’t grasp that it was a stretching thing. Well, not a back stretching thing at least.
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Ever get the feeling that the world is teetering on the brink? Which is a shame, because if we got our collective heads out of our ass, we could do amazing things as a species.
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