@voellig

a suitcase full of illegal lizards

 The Netherlands
Joined January 2009
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I meant to go to bed early but Klaas-Jan has decided today is the day to go back to sleeping on me for the winter
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Don’t be surprised if Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar becomes the Best Picture front runner soon. I think people are seriously underestimating how much this movie is going to connect with audiences including academy voters.
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Jelly Roll said WHAT?!
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Getting to complain about Obama for the first time in a decade as a conservative must feel so good. Like a partially recovered heroin addict shooting up for the first time in years
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The Wall Street Journal editorial board accuses Obama of being “condescending” towards Middle America with his Cheesecake Factory joke.
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Colyn
@colynelliottOct 27
The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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I’d say Jade, she’s having a moment right now
Colyn
@colynelliottOct 27
The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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the goat is their professor
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ugggggh
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Let Kylie do it, bring some culture to America
.@ctrl_sedgrickOct 27
They’re definitely going to need to start getting multiple performers for the halftime show soon. Like it’s only 3 other people that can do it at this point and 1 is in a marriage psychosis, the second is a mental mess and the 3rd is Ariana Grande.
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Zack Stentz@MuseZackOct 27
Shatner and Takei are going to die on the same day (hopefully many years from now) like Jefferson and Adams, aren't they?
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Damn turns out I have great notes from last year for class this week, thanks past me
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for my non-football oomfs this is like ella langley winning a grammy
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 26
Harry Kane has officially won the 2026 Men’s Ballon d’Or.
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katie 🍓@katierozesOct 26
No, I'm afraid that character in the ABC Network procedural that airs at 8 PM on Thursdays is not "canonically a bottom"
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once I move to Amsterdam I can finally make my friends watch Best in Show. and Popstar
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LazerPig@PigLazerOct 26
Today I learned the first video game to allow for Non-Binary gender options was Austin Powers for the Game Boy Color.
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george takei and william shatner will live forever. out of spite for each other
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they should do The Dropout season 2 going through the trial and after with Amanda Seyfried playing Elizabeth Holmes again and then when they get to You Can See Everything filming Elle Fanning plays Amanda Seyfried
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adri@ps1loadscreenOct 26
we have to get taika waititi back on new zealand cocaine. he is not suited for the wider cocaine ecosystem in the same way our enormous yet helpless birds cannot thrive around even the smallest of mammalian predators
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showed my friend/colleague the kitchen in the place I want to buy and she said "that's a choice" so hopefully any other bidders think that too
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(it's very industrial, stainless steel and concrete, I think that's cool as hell)
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