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I’m pinning this here to replace my “Pope so woke Opus Dei becomes Protestant” joke because I want to be properly hailed as a two time prophet if the DoD actually tries to Avignon themselves an Alternative Pope.
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This is an insult to every American taxpayer.
Trump wasted almost half a billion of our tax dollars cutting a sweetheart deal for one of his donors. Demanding an explanation for that corrupt overpayment isn't a "waste of time," it's absolutely essential.
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Just watched an immigration court hearing for a detained 15 yr old that started out with the judge asking about his Halloween plans & ended with her ordering him deported.
The lack of justice for immigrant kids right now in our immigration courts is stunningly diabolical.
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I guess stupid people would include the late Lindsey Graham and both houses of Congress.
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US literally refusing to stand with any country that doesn't stand with Russia......WILD.
BREAKING: The U.S. cancels plans for a photo with top G20 diplomats after Europeans objected to standing beside Russia, AP sources say. apnews.com/article/g20-rubio…
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3 secretaries of state confirmed to me that they received letters from the Dept of Justice in the last day reminding them to preserve election records (which is already required by law for 22 months) and threatening them with jail time or a fine if they don’t comply. Example:
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JUST IN: THe Justice Department is preparing to ask the D.C. circuit to override Judge Boasberg's order to provide its list of 20,000 purported noncitizen registered voters to outside advocacy groups. storage.courtlistener.com/re…
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A haunted house, but it's us showing you the U.S. incarceration rate compared to other countries.
Horrifying.
ALT Bar chart showing that the U.S. incarceration rate is 614 per 100,000, higher than any other founding NATO country.
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The wind was blowing Trump's hair off his head as he boarded Air Force One for his trip to Daytona Beach today. REUTERS/Evan Vucci
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Trump gets distracted by a helicopter mid-sentence:
"You know, I'm sitting I'm watching. They're good people. And-- Is that a helicopter? Oh yeah-- Ooooh! Do you want to see a nice helicopter? How do you like the helipad? See that's... that's landing right now. I'm gonna have a helicopter because of Halloween, we had to take a very long drive for the last 4 days, getting it ready, so now we have a helicopter."
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Amy Poehler says parenthood cost her dream job. SNL kicked her out after she had her baby.
Interviewer: “How’d you know when it was time to leave SNL?”
Amy Poehler: “I was pregnant, and I had to have that baby. But then I came back after I had the baby, and then they were like, ‘You gotta get out of here. You gotta go take care of your baby.’ And I was like, ‘But I want to stay with you guys.’ And they were like, ‘Nope, you have to leave.’
It’s very hard to figure out when it’s time to go because it’s such a… it’s like, you know, a dream job.”
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Local schoolchildren from the neighborhood were not allowed to attend the White House Halloween Event this year.
Only the children of White House staffers were allowed to attend.
One of Trump’s 'Little Green Men' sent in their kid dressed as a little green man.
