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buy tops, sell bottoms. #betthefarm

Joined June 2013
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u gotta admit this is pretty funny
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rekt.
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Claude Fable 5 scores higher than any publicly released AI model Last month it found bugs which were hidden for 20+ years in a software Scenes at every org right now
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even if trump can escort ships in hormuz. i feel like that’s still not good for oil prices 😂
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alt szn perhaps? btc barely moved. alts rippin. observing beginning of yr
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Bitcoin is in serious trouble. The world population is 8 billion. Half of them aren’t working. That leaves 4 billion with money to buy the dip. 2.2 billion are enrolled in school globally. That leaves 1.8 billion to buy the dip. Of which, 50% are too young to have a bank account. That leaves 900 million to buy the dip. Of which, 86% don’t have any cash left after paying bills. That leaves 120 million to buy the dip. It is known that 92% of people believe crypto is a scam. That leaves 9.6 million to buy the dip. Today, there are 9,599,998 people in jails and prisons globally. That leaves just 2 people to buy the dip. You and me. And I’m all out of cash.
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tesla chart looks like elon is going to successfully fly the world's population to mars with self-driving flying ev robocars
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Zach vonD retweeted
This is peak degeneracy
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and they say money and crypto don't buy you happiness
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This is worse than Covid dump..
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self drive on tesla is getting scary good. it will make some moves to save time that a human would do.
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Most entertaining outcome is most likely
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im thinking were back
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$pnut let’s see a strong 2D close.
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watch the $pnut redemption arc
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