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Preparing myself against the day

Joined March 2014
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ideal male fridge
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Blue wave means Thrall will transition in WoW Forever
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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White people be like we got the Kornacki Cam on the TV tonight
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Having a job feels like this
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— William T. Vollmann, Riding Toward Everywhere
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"In short, A Table for Fortune is a book about everything Vollmann has previously written." @TheSpectator "A Table for Fortune is a deeply ambitious, arguably heroic epic." @AltaJournal “[A] heroic, fascinating and important work." @nytimes
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Finally got my hands on A Table for Fortune. First 30 pages: way funnier than I expected. I’m sure it can only go darker from here
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The best movie of the year, YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, is best paired with Orson Welles’ F for Fake, which also blurs the lines of documentary/narrative filmmaking. Both films center around their subject as much as they do their director…
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First cool day of the year…the madness of an autumn prairie cold front coming through…
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Been peeking through Against The Day…it hits like crack
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He has to sit on me after work
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Gay thot or son daughter
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It’s refreshing to see this kind of pretension once in a while
"You get at most one cliché per book." Jonathan Franzen doesn't finish most books people send him. He reads until the second cliché, then stops. "People send me a galley of a book that's coming out. I read along until I get to the second cliché, and I say, thank you." "They tell me this is not an attentive writer. Aren't you aware that that's a cliché? Didn't it occur to you to stop and take 20 minutes to find a better phrasing than that?" "You can also have borrowed feelings, borrowed ideas, borrowed situations. Sentiment can be clichéd, or unearned."
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It’s more like Green Lantern meets Black Hawk Down if anything
The funny thing about pitching Lanterns as “Green Lantern meets True Detective” is that it’s not very Green Lantern and it’s not really very True Detective either
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When the reading gets desperate I eye my unread Pynchon novels on my shelf like a strung out junkie
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The one and only annotation in my used copy of Monkey by Wu Ch’eng-En
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If you’re in Sacramento on 10/11, Bill and Devyn Defoe will be promoting A TABLE FOR FORTUNE and BURNSIDE at the Crocker Art Museum 🎟️ 🔗 ⬇️
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