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Joined July 2018
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Was afraid to go deep down probably bcs of my knee, however. That was a fucking good squat 💪🏻
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Nardwuar vs. Ab-Soul, 12 years ago today (2014)
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Never try to outsmart S.W.A.T. in the interrogation room. They’re playing chess while you’re playing checkers. ♟️👀
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The title is gaus electronic
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Mafia bosses, crooked cops, and MalcomX under rated show.
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Fucking Imposters Keane Said
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Rio’s run to Macca’s finish 🤩
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Rtard ch*nk c*ck doesn't know that a whole region in Serbia is completely inhabited by Bosnian Muslims⚜️
No Allahu Akbars in Serbia ☝️🇷🇸
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My laptop died and I had to ask a classmate to loan a charger, this girl said no. While using my charger to charge her phone. Snatched that shit back so quickly
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😂 imagine you are CEO of a multi billion dollar company and some middle manager is just using the tiniest bit of power to wage theft some old woman ( a federal crime ). 🤣
The boss secretly joins his own company as a new junior worker, and when he sees his real boss panicking like crazy to avoid a fine for being only two minutes late, he is shocked beyond words
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Wirtz being more effective when he has Trey Nyoni, an actual number 6, behind him shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone
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So will you call out the owners or still chat shit to @SaeedTV_ instead?
Cesc Fabregas Como have made us look like a team who had won a RAFFLE to be in the Champions league. At times it looked as though Como had 12 players on the pitch. We were TOOTHLESS in attack NO running power in the team An INABILITY to press Como NO patterns in possession A lot of credit has to go to Cesc and the way he has built this team & then you see the way he has got his ideas into this team. Everyone knows their jobs and are dialled in in and out of possession. They play to teammates under pressure - a great example of trust in one another. But that is no excuse for us, we were poor on the night and look a team on zero confidence right now - so much to do to turn this around....and I haven't even got onto the injuries! 🤬 The difference in budgets certainly wasn’t reflected in the difference between the two teams on the pitch! Nico Paz - lovely footballer btw. #MUFC #COMO #UCL
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les comptes racistes pro japon me feront toujours rire 😭😭😭
肌がこの色
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All referees take note 👍🏻 Defenders can’t actually defend anymore so just hit the deck and get a free kick every time. Good to see some refs not falling for it
🤩 @reececole28's late strike sealed the win last night! #ECFC #OurWay
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Fabrizio cannot help himself mahn .. The Club itself did not mention who d1ed and asked for privacy on it but here comes bossman
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As a lifelong fan im really at a point now where I cant defend this guy, genuinely ruined the end of his own legacy
Se olhares para a linguagem corporal do Cristiano Ronaldo, dirias que o Al Nassr perdeu o jogo. A realidade é que a equipa ganhou mas sem golo do Ronaldo. Fica provado mais uma vez que mete os objetivos pessoais à frente dos objetivos da sua equipa. Aos 41 anos, não amadureceu, é um péssimo exemplo de capitão de equipa e continua a manchar cada vez mais o seu legado. Podia ter se retirado em grande mas o seu ego não deixou, é uma final de carreira triste.
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Se olhares para a linguagem corporal do Cristiano Ronaldo, dirias que o Al Nassr perdeu o jogo. A realidade é que a equipa ganhou mas sem golo do Ronaldo. Fica provado mais uma vez que mete os objetivos pessoais à frente dos objetivos da sua equipa. Aos 41 anos, não amadureceu, é um péssimo exemplo de capitão de equipa e continua a manchar cada vez mais o seu legado. Podia ter se retirado em grande mas o seu ego não deixou, é uma final de carreira triste.
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"Sebelum ada MSCI " 😭
sblm ada msci, saham indo cenderung baik2 aja. era prabowo sempat tembus 9000. saham gorengan? skrg di negara mana ada bursa saham yg murni bersih, transparan n akuntabel? netizen2 indo digoblokin msci.
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Players to score a UCL hat trick for Man City: Erling Haaland Sergio Agüero Gabriel Jesus Raheem Sterling Álvaro Negredo And now, Phil Foden.
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In Christianity you can simply have sex with the dogs.
In Islam you can have sex slaves but not dogs. Let that sink in
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Secret footballer’s chat we don’t see on TV
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