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@wa_jeeb

TTRPG player | cat haver | basically tolerable human being | sometimes they, sometimes he | πŸ’–πŸ’œπŸ’™ | πŸ’šπŸ€πŸ–€

 Lincoln, NE
Joined August 2011
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scheming to attract a top by loudly claiming to be untoppable
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If you leave Twitter you can stay in touch with me by occasionally looking at this shrine I made for my cat who is the greater part of my social media presence anyway: wajib.getbisexual.com/shadow…
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I am baffled by "used a paper map to get somewhere" - yes I have been to a museum or festival where they give out little maps
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Does this mean the person I was messaging about moths last night was actually a vile hacker
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Absolutely baffling take. There's a bar I like just down the street from my apartment and it is awesome not having to think about getting home safe.
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If you leave Twitter you can stay in touch with me by occasionally looking at this shrine I made for my cat who is the greater part of my social media presence anyway: wajib.getbisexual.com/shadow…
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lmao
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk6 Jun 2022
The acid test for any two competing socioeconomic systems is which side needs to build a wall to keep people from escaping? That’s the bad one!
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going to bed now DREAM MEETUP FOR ALL BUCKAROOS (remember there is no time in dreams so if you miss tonight you can come another we will always be there). bring food please it is potluck in the graveyard but joyful with skeletons playing xylophone on ribs. we are by the old tree
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On Instagram the algorithm has recently started serving me what I can only describe as "tragic widow influencers". Like doing a meme dance while text plays like "When they find out you've got a husband... who was eaten by a shark 4 years ago"
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Can't even screenshot them because there are so many, but it's very funny that Jordan Peterson is back and has been tweeting, no exaggeration, every four minutes.
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lots of worried buckaroos wondering where they will trot to. i think this is a personal question for everyone, lots of different places to stay or go, but i will say this: where you trot is not quite as important as HOW you trot, and you all trot so beautifully it blows me away
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If these will be some of my last tweets I really, earnestly want people to know: anti-abortion activists aren’t just evil, they are fucking losers
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I've got my sexiest selfie ready to post in the exact instant twitter melts down
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Fish always swimming in the same orientation because they haven't read Ender's Game. (Ep.61)
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