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Demoted To Busser waiternotes.wordpress.com/20…

Sold – Carney’s Corner! waiternotes.wordpress.com/20…

Eat my lunch. Greatest four words history. Sorry. Phone. Meant fucking. I mean meant to add fucking. Shit. Eat My Lunch with Fucking in fron

Is there a day-before Mayweather/Pacquiao theory for restaurants being slow?

Love "real jerk" joke. When you told it to Fred Willard did you know he did exact joke (it killed) on Fernwood E14 in 1977? @normmacdonald

2012-11-07 Phone Breaks vs. Cigarette Breaks wp.me/pmh2W-8n

Nothing worse than getting cock-blocked from the hot strippers by the ugly one who won't leave you alone. #pantyshielded

Slooooow lunch. 5 tables, I got 3. Tips: $40, $75, @35. Walk with $142. #betterluckythangood

The Cooler wp.me/pmh2W-8f

Thanks! RT @frozen_soda: @waiternotes I just got hired as a waiter... naturally I found myself to your blog. Really enjoy your writings!

"But you wanted black coffee." "Well, yes. But I want sugar... " #jackasses

When you work for a corporate restaurant, resisting change is simply a recipe for frustration. #gowitheflow

Why Can’t Busboys Become Waiters? wp.me/pmh2W-88

Slow lunch, weather just turned perfect (72°). Yes, I'll go home early. :) #afternoonoff

My Busboy Is A Dick wp.me/pmh2W-80 via @waiternotes

My Busboy Is A Dick wp.me/pmh2W-80

Chow.com interviewed me for a this article. Check it out! chow.com/food-news/103672/se…

No kidding! Check out my blog for that: waiternotes.wordpress.com/20… RT @ShitServersSay Ever have that dream where you cannot get out of the weeds?