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🏎️ animal science major, 44 16 fan as job 🔞 I am Dr. Robby’s bitch stupid wife

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Joined March 2021
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☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
This sparking a serious conversation about the lives squidward and SpongeBob live is sending me soooo bad
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☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
How convenient. Totally not suspicious at all. Definitely real.
Georgia election officials discover missing memory card with 388 uncounted votes, flipping state House race from Democrat to Republican.
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☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
you actually will not have a job as of january 3 so i'm not sure what email you speak of
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
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☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
bro i had to refollow him ELON IS SO SCARED HE'S PURGING HIS FOLLOWERS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's morning again in America.
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☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
Day 2 of Woke 3 and Kalshi has fallen #WokeIsBack
BREAKING: Utah criminally charges Kalshi's CEO and COO with 13 counts of illegal gambling
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☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
“If voting mattered it would be illegal” we literally have a whole generation of people who are still alive and can tell u that it was in fact illegal for them and they got their heads bashed in for trying to vote come on man COME ONNNNN MANNNN
this can’t be the person i considered a friend before
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their name is deadass Copy
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☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
I knew ff.net was bad but not this bad 😭
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noah: two of every animal? what do i look like, a zookeeper? god:
all jokes aside a lot of people need to die
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They gotta pry this app from my cold dead hands
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My laundry when I’m already having the worst day of my life
i will never dry fast
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☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
you either DEI or DIE TODAY ‼️
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☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
walking with my dog and she goes up to sniff a person smoking a cigarette, i tell the person "sorry, she's trying to bum a cigarette, please don't give her one, she's in recovery." and they just stared at me. fuck omg is humor dead ?
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☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
"replying to lestatsarmand"
Replying to @lestatsarmand
We prefer the Gulf of America.
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☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
HAHAHAHA YOU MFs NEED SAFE SPACES
Places that are still safe: 1. Florida 2. Tennessee 3. West Virgina 4. Oklahoma (Except for Tornadoes) 5. North Dakota 6. Montana 7. Arkansas
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☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
are you telling me posting nonstop about anakin skywalker fucking an underage schoolboy in a dress didnt result in a massive republican victory
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
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