'I might go out to California; might go down to Georgia, I don't know.' • truck driving man #TruckerLife
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What's even stranger about hauling pork products INTO the heart of Smithfield territory is about half of this load is shit people generally aren't eating like pig's feet.
I know Smithfield will sell pieces-parts because I've hauled a load of their hog jowls to Laredo.
Bizarre.
Got my marching orders. Pretty well-paying load of pigmeat heading to North Carolina. Why North Carolina of all states needs to import pork is beyond me.
Whatever. I'd haul orange juice into Florida if it paid right. 🤣
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One of the best things about hauling reefers is when I park I don't have to worry about some noisy prissy-pants supertrucker hood parking next to me until I'm already fast asleep. 🤣
Crossville TN tonight. I'll be in Hickory NC tomorrow around midday.
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New Florence MO Love's: what happens when lazy and stupid collide.
Plenty of open spaces but dude decides to 30 in a make-a-spot. In comes newbro who doesn't understand he's driving a trailer, not a tractor.
Now there's a Volvo bumper in the middle of the parking lot. 🤣
Got my marching orders. Pretty well-paying load of pigmeat heading to North Carolina. Why North Carolina of all states needs to import pork is beyond me.
Whatever. I'd haul orange juice into Florida if it paid right. 🤣
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You have to know this kills the Republican brand in 2028.
Sounds like a good idea until you remember Tuesday.
MAGA is going to implode in 2028. Dude embodies everything voters rejected on election day.
Y'all ready for President AOC?
"I am pleased to announce that Mr. Stephen Miller, the current Deputy Chief of Staff of the Trump Administration, and one of my most trusted advisors, will become the Chief of Staff starting Monday, November 9, 2026. Susie Wiles, who has done an outstanding job, will be moving over to the Trump Political Operation. I want to thank her for her service as Chief of Staff — She has done a great job!" - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸
That's a shame. I do so enjoy laughing at these shitboxes when I encounter them on the road.
Tesla will wind down Cybertruck production around mid-2027, CEO Elon Musk says, after years of persistently weak sales for a futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks. nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/t…
When I say barber shop this is what I mean. Like clockwork for $17 my guy gives me the same cut I've been getting for years.
It's hard to explain to some people the loyalty & connection a dude feels for his barber shop.
For me it boils down to 'no surprises.'
Small towns FTW.
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On the yard again after voting.
2d left to handle some shit. Hoping to roll Fri AM early.
Home time was great. Big steak dinner. Chill time with old friends. An evening with an old GF who's still so fucking beautiful, even at our age.
Life is a treat. Never believe otherwise!
When in Oklahoma City do as the Oklahoma Citians do.
I get the same thing every time. Not pictured: side salad with that amazing house dressing.
Back in the hotel in a losing battle with a food coma. Off to bed for me.
Safe travels tonight, gents/ladies.
Had a pleasant Level III this afternoon on US 60 in Missouri.
In keeping with my habit of asking inspectors what they'd tell all truckers if they could. This officer's advice? "Put down your phones."
Just hit the yard. Home time starts now! 😁
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Don't tell me this video of a Palax firewood processing machine at work doesn't give you a little bit of a chubby, especially when they change from stove sized chunks to kindling.
...and this is an older model too!
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Loading up at the Jim Beam DC in Frankfort KY this morning.
I think maybe I'll keep my destination under my hat on this one. I don't need any Mad Max shit happening so close to home time. 🤣
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Receiving clerk, asking which truck is mine: "The yaller one?"
OMG boys...I'm in love! I'm also clearly on the Kentucky/West Virginia border. 🤣
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Other Guy: "Is that your APU?"
Me: "Apparently."
OG: "It's sending exhaust right in my window."
Me: "Yeah. They'll do that."
The fuck you expect me to do about it, dude? Sweat my ass swampy? Close your window if you have to.
Truckin' ain't for pussies. Grow a pair.
