I really need to go see an eye doctor.

A date night with my best friend is exactly what I needed.

I wake up wanting a smoothie almost everyday. It’s as if I can’t breathe without.

It’s always going to be me, no matter which way you think them tables turn.💋

It’s a brand new day. I want those ugly ass outfits off my timeline.

I’ve been in my own little world for so long, not in no one’s way, not bothering anyone. Just enjoying my own space

My son really just ate three plates of dinner. What does a three year old need with that much food?

Knowing blue’s my favorite color. I’m for sure getting my hands on those new boots.

Hearing a man say he wants to hustle more to make sure you’re straight>

I will never in a million years like someone who don’t like taking me on dates. I literally need and want one once or twice a week.

Companies that make you sit on the phone answering 100 questions before connecting you to a human customer service representative kills me.

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