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& you. YOU. insatiable you. I hope you are as miserable as you deserve to be right now. Especially because you lead people on for years at a time & just abandon them. I've known you for over 20 years,& your patterns cycle repeatedly. Get a new trait besides TOXIC, you dumb bitch.

Muahahaha blind and random rage BECAUSE I CAN! Yeah kind of tactless that you moved on so quickly after a breakup with someone you were with for over a decade. And you seemed so comfortable with it. It's almost like..... You cheated on that poor sweet woman & just owned up to it

also, i didnt quit smoking cigarettes for you to just come up here and smoke right outside of our front door and make the whole house stink.

thanks for coming up here and killing the mood and bringing an awkward, dark, damp silence into our space while we were watching something funny..... thanks a bunch.... can you leave now?

i'm about sick & tired of our plans getting interrupted and intruded on by your rude ass parents

uhhhh OR you could like... NOT crash our friday night plans with friends.... fucking rude to just invite yourself and infiltrate

how can you celebrate yourself in any way when you got with a 17 year old at 26?! I WAS THAT 17 YEAR OLD. & too young to know any better. now that i'm 30, i am beyond livid. beyond disgusted. at myself, at you, & everyone else that didn't bat an eyelash.

interesting that no one seems to realize or remember that my ex husband is a pedophile, including the ex himself. i'm re-hee-hee-heeaaalllyy sick of people lying to this man & telling him he's funny/talented/valuable. he's a piece of shit.

i busted my ass at work today, only stopped moving to roll silverware, and you have the nerve to tell me you're tired? you were off today. kindly shut the fuck up.

I think I just need to go stay somewhere else for a week. Like... desperately.

someone please go inform my ex that no one gives a fuck that it's his birthday

maybe i'm just cynical but kids these days having prom dresses that look like wedding gowns should be outlawed. YOU ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED. YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE A SLOPPY BLOWJOB AFTER A SCHOOL DANCE AND THEN GET BLOWN OFF FOREVER BY THIS PERSON.... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

holy fuck i hate my hometown. typical pop punk saga, yada yada yada, i know but holy FUCK. these people have dirt/rocks/trucks/trump flags/bigoted hearts/ COMPLAINTS ABOUT WAFFLE HOUSE & PIZZA HUT where their brains should be!!!!! can't believe i've lived here for 30 years.

bit the FUCK out of my lip while eating mac & cheese - IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!

oh so i have to bring a doctors note or be written up but anyone else can just have a day off when they want, got it

if you're a picky eater, i would truly like to twist your head off like a soda cap. grow a palette. you're probably two kids in a trenchcoat. if you hate certain side dishes, particularly holiday ones, your family never made em right. you'll never be able to cook, either. BOOM

these amy schumer tampax ads have GOT TO GO.

"OmG lOoK aT tHiS tOtALLy UniQuE & pRobAbLy vErY oLd UgLy cHrIsTmAs SwEaTeR i FoUnD @ tHe ThRiFt StOrE!" They sold those at Walmart in 2016, Linda. Everyone had one. Calm the fuck down. ✋🏻

lmfao "i don't wanna have to ask for shit, if i want something i work for it" *literally begs for a place to live*

a really funny idea for a bodywash: bratwurst burst