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ʺ motherfuckin' *i'm here . ʺ

[ frowning momentarily. huh. who knew jesus succumbed to easily to peer pressure? ] sandy, huh? yeah, i think a darker blond would work well on you.

huh. never did i ever think jesus christ would want to change his iconic look. honestly, though, i do think *you of all people could pull it off. what shade were you thinking? a lotta ladies come in here asking to go platinum, which is not the move if you ask me.

|| lrt this is the only account i’m logged into i could’ve rt’d that on LMFAO

oh! you! . . . are you *sure you wanna go blond? i mean, you've just got such a recognizable look.

just *today.

SEVEN. i'm losing my mind over here.

if one more brunette walks into the salon asking to go blond i swear to god.

[ she's wearing a carhartt jacket. it's not really her style, but it's from. . . an old friend. ]

|| realizing the implications of me musing sofie and paeden musing jesus HAHAHAHA

|| flipping my girlie to sofie bikes but tula’s on my multimuse now !!

|| oh!