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Joined February 2022
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They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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Happy birthday to this future president.
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Birthday this week with sun in Scorpio, full moon in Taurus, Venus retrograde in Libra (idk what any of that means)
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Just spent $6.06 for a cheesy Gordita crunch. I will be voting in the midterms now
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Lady at Toyota dealership today told me “Are you Filipino? Because I love chicken adobo!” so I hit her with a “Yes, are you German? Because I love Mein Kampf!”
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I’m in tears right now because I just realized there are more Panda Express restaurants than panda bears in the world today </3
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Sorry to be the morality police but I feel hopeless watching baseball and all the ads are GLP-1s, naked Sydney Sweeney, Viagra Megan Fox, and assorted gambling sites. I guess America’s favorite pastime is instant gratification
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I’m proud to be the catalyst of many of my friends unblocking their moms from Instagram
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I don't even gaf about who will play the next Bond. Tell me who will play the next DIGGER!!
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You can play in my face but plagiarizing my letterboxd review is just morally bankrupt
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Every so often I remember how I can count the number of generations women in my family that have been able to read and write (I am just the fifth) on one hand and I instantly stop complaining about anything.
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Everything is poetry: it’s up to you to pick up the pen. Just some people have bad handwriting.
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timeline cleanse: worldpeace dmt bringing a tear to my eye with an acoustic rendition of “ivy” on my college radio show
Worldpeace DMT covering Joni / Lex Walton covering The Replacements
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10am and I’m craving candy
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“fixing the culture in sf” and it’s a partiful screenshot
we’re fixing the culture in sf. Eden House launch party, the first of many themed events. dress code strictly enforced. link below, dm to get off waitlist
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If I were Elizabeth Holmes I’d eviscerate my husband if it was my last day of freedom and he only got me a grande at Starbucks while he ordered a venti
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Making grilled cheese with mayonnaise is a sign of high IQ
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Ready for whatever today day brings me!
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I only threw this Nathan for You, only threw this Nathan for You for You for You
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