queer train guy. chaotic pansexual (taken). anxious engineering student. rep stan. 23. he/him. @trainboy_priv is my priv, definitely not @NeroDerg🐉
Birmingham/The Wirral
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new pinned tweet because I found myself a dork :3
Hi! I'm Alasdair. Start running
Few things about be:
- 21 (it's supposed to be fun)
- trains <3
- taken <33
- unhinged swiftie
- bri'ish 😔🇬🇧
- chaotic bi/pansexual🏳️🌈 (either label is fine)
- struggling engineering student
ALT a silly looking goober having a very mature and sensible reaction to their train hitting 69mph (blame @tarooqiqiqi)
tom hiddleston getting his back to december wasn’t on my bingo card but now having listened to pink clouding i don’t know how we lived without it
funniest timeline for clacton by election
- farage wins barely by only a few votes
- farage returns to parliament
- standards committee report published shortly afterwards
- recall petition
- another by election
- farage loses second by election
@northernassist Hi, I’ve got a friend who is trying to make it to Blackpool, and due to the disruption at Bolton has been sent via Blackburn on 2N98 from Manchester Victoria. They were hoping to connect onto 1B33 at Blackburn, however as 2N98 is running a few minutes late…
just experiencing the heart-pounding anxiety of the ballot paper having the party i’m voting for next to the borderline n*zi party and me constantly checking a million times that I haven’t accidentally voted for brummie Hitler
remember to vote tomorrow and for the love of god don’t vote reform (or tory), vote for whoever’s most likely to keep them out
i choose to believe the bin collector in person was a ttpd fan and vowed to get revenge on matty, chose not to empty his trash (since matty himself is trash) them called him a cunt at their first opportunity
respect 🫡
it’s funny how most of the people outraged over the idea of Winston Churchill being replaced on the fiver probably didn’t give a shit about how he replaced Elizabeth Fry despite the fact that (at the time) she was the only woman on our banknotes (apart from the Queen)
Hi @LNRailway just to let you know the accessible loo on 350108 seems to be out of loo roll
me when I’m in a competition for the most terrible, batshit, utterly insane and completely pathetic rolling stock strategy and my opponent is First/MTR South Western Railway
lukewarm take: you can not like taylor swift without having to justify it with sexist rhetoric from over a decade ago that’s long since been disproven.
you can think her music is shite without attributing her artistic success to the relationships she’s had with men
There’s a whole lot of people out there who, for instance, know that, between Birmingham and London, there’s the “blue train” which is faster and more expensive (Avanti), and the “green train” which stops more and is cheaper (LNR). That’s just one out of many examples btw
good god this looks like Network SouthEast, TransPennine Express, and GB “News” had an unholy threesome and this was the cursed result
The only thing I like about this is the double arrow and GBR text, one of which has been around since 1965 so they can’t exactly take credit…