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neverland
Joined January 2013
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ittyb retweeted
OCD:
I Thought all day long. All Day. And I still Don’t Know
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"you handled it so well" me at 3am:
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ittyb retweeted
Heyyy i noticed u arent saying what i want
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Unbelievable tweet
Cuando un AirPods se queda sin batería pero el otro sigue totalmente cargado.
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ittyb retweeted
esto me pasó a mi y nadie me hace un post
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ittyb retweeted
I honestly DO NOT understand people who don’t let you merge. I mean, my lane is ending. Where else am I supposed to go?
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ittyb retweeted
When a bitch you hate says something annoying and you're like damn that's going straight into the I Hate This Bitch file
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I want my man my man my man my man my man my man. My man my husband my love mi amor my honey sugar love ugh
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I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything
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We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are
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Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling
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The other dog patiently waiting for his turn..🐈🐾🐶😍
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White people be like “It’s not too sweet, which I like.”
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Sydney Sweeney looks like a beaver to me
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people have become really mean #Stop
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i b at the grocery store every time like dam what do i like to eat and drink
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there’s an observable decline in conversational quality where i will legit be presenting facts backed by tangible data and someone will respond with their opinion as if the the data is my opinion. it’s very frustrating and i don’t want to talk to yall anymore.
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