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Jono

@whoinvitedjon

I miss old twitter. If you're wondering why you've been blocked it's probably because you said something abusive/racist or just stupid πŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆ

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I'll never salute you, General Settings
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This is 100% accurate. It may even be longer
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Even though I'm not a law student I'm pretty sure this is a violation of the penal code
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Everything sucks, everywhere, all at once
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I'm man enough to admit that when a place advertises "hand scooped ice cream" I have no idea what the alternatives are
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Crazy things have happened every single day for the entire history of mankind. The only difference is this is the first time in history you have an engagement-based feed shoving them all in your face 24/7. There are 7 billion-plus people in this world, 5 billion of whom have cell phone cameras. The world is crazy. You are not supposed to, nor should you, expose yourself to every morbid event going on in this world. The people that promulgate these events are incentivized to do so via ad revenue, engagement, etc. I'm all for keeping an ear to the ground and staying aware of what's going on in this world, but youve got to differentiate between signal and bait.
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There's only member of the Ronettes not named Ron and she's named Frank Beard
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I'm thinking about trying no beard for a bit...it's been a long time
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Ok I did it...
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Update: it grew back
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Streaming Service: makes popular 8-10 episode show with good writing and concept Some Americans: "why can't they churn out 22 episodes of this every year until it jumps the shark?"
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For all my Alberta friends this morning
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We need to get America and Ontario on board for this to work better
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This seems like the most unhinged of all the possible options
β†αŽ―α¨†β«―α•βœŠπŸ½βœŠπŸΎβœŠπŸΏπŸŸ§πŸŸ¦ (@Davidnolastname) profile pictureβ†αŽ―α¨†β«―α•βœŠπŸ½βœŠπŸΎβœŠπŸΏπŸŸ§πŸŸ¦@DavidnolastnameNov 2
The debate over whether to shower in the morning or at night is a fallacy. You shower both times, you gross rodent.
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The phrase "music to my ears" seems redundant. What other body part would it be for?
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It still feels like we had a time change today because of football
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I was surprised by how many kids didn't knock or ring the doorbell - they just came and stood by the door πŸŽƒπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
todd bonzalez (@doinkpatrol) profile picturetodd bonzalez@doinkpatrolNov 1
ok but can you all teach your kids to say "trick or treat" again before next year because the amount of thousand yard stares we received while handing out candy was kind of freaky
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Waiting for trick or treater like...
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My dad tells me stories about things my mom did that I don't think ever really happened
Kam ✨ (@PatsKam) profile pictureKam ✨
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Does anyone else every once in a while like to tell their mom a story from growing up about something you did because now that you’re an adult there is nothing she can do about it?
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Don't give out cans of soda this Halloween. There's still time to get real treats! Those f'ers are heavy to carry around!
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Finally able to get rid of all my extra drugs tonight πŸ€žπŸŽƒ
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Wanna feel old? Candy Crush is a nostalgia game now
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Ohhhh, spooky!
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