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Mike B

@wickedmickeyb

Nihilistic sloth.

 United Kingdom
Joined August 2013
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"Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God".
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Hang it in the Louvre.
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Gotta love it when Tory politicians warn us of the dangers of organised crime gangs
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Tory MPs Liz Truss, Anne-Marie Trevelyan, James Gray, and Vicky Ford have all put their Amazon Prime subscriptions on expenses. Please retweet this if you think MPs should pay for their own Amazon Prime subscription.
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Becoming the first person to be fined for breaking the law as both Chancellor AND Prime Minister really says 'Integrity, professionalism and accountability'. 😊
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Dear new parents. For your own sanity, do not start a habit of asking your kids what they’d like for dinner.
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What he said… Kudos @simonpegg nitter.gq/HFeddieHF/status/16106…
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Scarborough Council has cancelled its NYE fireworks because there’s a walrus having a kip on the front, which is possibly the finest story to end 2022 we could ask for. theguardian.com/uk-news/2022…
Flippin ‘eck: Walrus draws crowds to Scarborough on New Year’s Eve

Flippin ‘eck: Walrus draws crowds to Scarborough on New Year’s Eve

Council postpones fireworks display while local wildlife experts urge public not to disturb Arctic mammal ‘taking a break’

theguardian.com
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Your regular reminder of 4 of the 316 MPs that claimed utility bill expenses on their 2nd homes. Michael Fabricant claimed £1,334 Suella Braverman claimed £2,684 Lucy Allan claimed £4,552 Matt Hancock claimed £4,800 RT this if you think they should pay their own bills.
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Image from Tommy Corbyn (@TommyCorbyn)
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🚨NEW: Wirral bin workers have secured a 15% pay rise following industrial action.
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Here is my annual reminder that if Santa is bringing a games console, Santa might want to plug it in and turn it on and get all the updates done now, in advance, so that it is all ready to go on the big day.
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Our 2022 Advent Calendar is here! A little bit early, by request, but feel free to print off it off and send to friends & family. – at Exeter, England
World of Moose (@World_of_Moose) profile pictureWorld of Moose@World_of_Moose27 Nov 2022
It's Advent time! World of Moose '"2022 Advent Calendar" in a Robot Voice' is on the website - free to download Get out your colouring kit. worldofmoose.com/pages/2022-…
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Honk if you love impersonating geese.
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elon musk to the advertisers and users of twitter
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Don’t forget to check under your bonfires for hedgehogs. If you find one, wrap it in foil with some butter and garlic, then pop it back in for an hour
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I can’t stop laughing. Imagine spending 44 billion dollars just to get fact checked by the thing you bought 🤣🤣🤣
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EXCL: Senior Home Office source tells me Home Sec refused to sign off on hotel bookings for migrants at Manston last week “because they were in Tory areas”. @LBC
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If this book was simply a list of all the people who died of Covid in the UK, it would need to be over three times its current length.
An Amazon information box about Matt Hancock’s new book. It is a hardcover book, published on 6th December 2022, and comes in at 480 pages. It’s currently 32,702 in the bestseller rankings, which doesn’t sound great.

ALT An Amazon information box about Matt Hancock’s new book. It is a hardcover book, published on 6th December 2022, and comes in at 480 pages. It’s currently 32,702 in the bestseller rankings, which doesn’t sound great.

The front cover of Matt Hancock’s Pandemic Diaries - The Inside Story of Britain’s Battle Against Covid. Written with Isabel Oakeshott (which, in publishing, often means “written by”). The cover features Mr Hancock doing his serious face on a background of scribbly handwriting, presumably to let us know that he actually did write this.

ALT The front cover of Matt Hancock’s Pandemic Diaries - The Inside Story of Britain’s Battle Against Covid. Written with Isabel Oakeshott (which, in publishing, often means “written by”). The cover features Mr Hancock doing his serious face on a background of scribbly handwriting, presumably to let us know that he actually did write this.

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