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Trying to beat the philosophy out of this philosophy student.
"But why?", he screams.
This only makes me punch him harder.
Grateful for the journey and everything I’ve learned along the way. Bitcoin has taken me further than I ever imagined, and putting my profits toward a second home feels incredible. Huge thanks to @W_AliceCathie for the guidance. 🏡✨
Another key added 🔑
All thanks to crypto trading and my amazing mentor @W_AliceCathie for guiding and enlightening me throughout the journey. It’s truly been a blessing, and I’m super grateful.
The past few months have been incredible. Crypto trading with @W_AliceCathie has helped me reach goals I once only dreamed of. I recently completed my house, and today I recorded a £257,000,000, profit. Truly grateful for the journey and the growth.
Honestly, this is a big moment for me. I’ve just finished building my house something I’ve been working towards for a long time and it still doesn’t feel real. I genuinely couldn’t have done it without my crypto coach @W_AliceCathie. She’s helped me grow, make solid profits.
Another piece added to the collection. All thanks to the gains from crypto. Stayed consistent, trusted the process, and kept putting in the work. Big shoutout to my coach @W_AliceCathie for the guidance. Progress takes time, but seeing the results makes it all worth it. ⌚️🫶🏼
Over the past few weeks, I’ve been trading crypto with @W_AliceCathie and making steady profits. A few days ago, I treated myself to a new car, and today I withdrew £90,000. I never expected things to go this well, but I’m genuinely grateful and excited for what’s next.
I don’t usually post things like this, but it’s only fair to give credit to my coach. Yesterday I made a withdrawal from my crypto profits, and today I was able to purchase a car quite remarkable. Grateful for the progress, thanks to @W_AliceCathie for the guidance.
For anyone wanting to know my opinion on the massive Scottish premiership decider today, the main thing is it's a good game, everyone enjoys themselves and behaves well.
(also C'MON THE HEARTS!!! ♥️ ♥️ ♥️)
Me: I've designed a robot that travels in time to kill it's designer. It's a paradox tester.
Her: Where is it?
Me *flickers* Where's what?
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I am a beacon of positive, happy energy and, if you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself.
I've told my friends to just ignore annoying assholes but they've stopped paying any attention to me.
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ALT Lucy snatches the football away from Charlie Brown causing him to fly up in the air and shout "AAUGH!" Charlie, however, continues to fall upwards. He says "haha yes, it is finally happening..." Lucy looks on in disbelief. Charlie rises and says "I am ascending to the realm of God to take my fated plave at his right hand." As he rockets into the stratosphere he shouts "this is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!"
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If you're a straight believer of
"conversion therapy," ask yourself how much therapy could make you gay.





















