@will_selecta

Yeah that's right

Joined March 2026
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Fun part of bipolar disorder is being like "am I in a good mood today or am I about to start gibbering to people that I'm Hunter S. Thompson reincarnated and God is dictating a great Work to me and I must move to the forest to fulfill His wishes under penalty of death"
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Forever mad that I was born just a little too late to make a career as a Vice Magazine "I dropped acid at the 9/11 memorial on 9/11" gonzo journalist
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iPhone made two separate “people” categories in my photos app for pre and post transition me
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Just remembered the time when I was 8 and I superglued a quarter to the sidewalk outside my house so I could watch ppl try to pick it up and get mad and then one day a guy came by with a chisel and carved the quarter out of the cement and took it with him. Alright man enjoy it
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Deciding to not let people who actively bring me down dictate my own self esteem because I am worthy of respect and love from myself and others
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Mortified still that I spent so much of my early transition freaking out that I wasn't turning into a skinny hot sexy model boy instead of just leaning into turning into kind of an oaf. Turns out oafishness is sexy when you're confident and act hot. Better late than never.
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Anyway #NewProfilePic
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Democrats when the subject of trans people comes up
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Read 50 pages of The Brothers Karamazov instead of smoking weed until I pass out
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I grew up going to a lake that had this enormous gaping spillway that I can still hardly stomach looking at a photo of for some reason. Later found out that the lake itself was the site of a Zodiac Killer murder. Also saw someone shit in the water once. Accursed place.
🌷@littlefloweerrrOct 22
Let’s talk about phobias. What are you afraid of?
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Not sure where I was going w this... don't like that hole tho
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At the art gallery describing my Twitter as “text-based work that compresses slapstick wordplay into short, sharp quips, letting viewers peer into the mind of the disillusioned millennial spirit”
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A diva was raptured here
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She got mad at me last time I was here and now I can’t get a Gatorade bc what if she gets mad at me again
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Finding out my aunt’s increasing transphobia is directly fucking with her marriage
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Barackle Bomba if he wrote The Anti-Oedipus: uhhh let me be unclear
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Hi I’m a person driving a car! Let me just park in the bus lane and scroll on my phone for as long as I feel like it :) and if the bus comes? I don’t care <3 it’s all about me!
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Banger book... highly recommend
octopus/caveman@octopuscavemanOct 21
I remember a story from an abnormal psychology class where one state hospital had 3 guys who thought they were Jesus so they forced them to live together. At the end they all said the same thing about each other “They’re great guys but they’re mentally ill. I’m the real Jesus.”
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Went for an aimless walk and smoked a couple cigs and thought about society
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