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I’m 45, I just rigged up a horn to go off when my brother braked, I’m childish, he called me a twat😂😂😂😂😂 (sound up)
Sat on a train, I overheard two girls talking. One said she wanted to do a solo, then a duo with the girl opposite and a duo with someone called Alex. She then mentioned Mr Brightside so I guess it’s either karaoke or some internet thing. My mind is now out of the gutter😊
The replies, this is why I love twitter 🤣🤣🤣
Drunk air passenger who pulled down her underwear and exposed herself in front of holidaymakers on packed jet warned she faces jail
Sarah Parker ignored the pilot’s instructions and got up out of her seat to go to the toilet during take off from Birmingham Airport on the Tui flight to Melbourne Florida on July 24 2025
She then pulled down her shorts and underwear in the aisle in full view of other passengers, a court heard.
'The defendant was intoxicated on the flight from Birmingham in the UK to Florida in the US,' prosecutor Edward Downes told magistrates in Manchester on Tuesday.
'Her behaviour was distressing to passengers, causing danger. She was exposing her genitals in view of the passengers.
The charge read that she behaved in an indecent manner 'by pulling down her shorts and underwear, squatting and exposing her vagina in full view of other passengers'.
Parker also previously pleaded guilty to being drunk on a plane and failing to comply with the pilot's instructions.
Prosecutor Edward Downes told magistrates in Manchester the flight had to be diverted to Manchester Airport with the financial loss amounting to £20,000 pounds.
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Here's @EmmaforWycombe
She's a @UKLabour MP and the Chief Secretary to The Treasury.
She's NEVER had ANY employment beyond lobbying and politics.
She's the moronic airhead who recently declared that employers aren't working people.
She knows absolutely NOTHING about business, commerce or hard graft.
Her hands are as soft as fairy dust, she's never had dirty finger nails and her arse has been moulded to the shape of whichever "chair" she's been appointed to during her "career" of avoiding doing any actual work.
She has no grasp whatsoever on how this country is kept afloat by it's millions of small businesses and it's business owners.
She's an absolutely clueless waste of space. Totally out of her depth. An empty vessel with no hope of EVER understanding the endeavour, courage, entrepreneurial spirit and downright tenacity of millions of us who run businesses in this pitiful country that people like her have ruined through sheer incompetence, ignorance and indifference for the working people who foolishly voted for them.
She perfectly sums up what's wrong with a system that promotes useless failures to lofty positions of power and encourages them to stamp on the heads of the people who truly care about this country and it's citizens and are prepared to get off their arses to do something about it.
I know the bbc is really shit these days but when they start reporting on what could quite easily be a headline in the @thesundaysport of old, you know how unserious they now are.
Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail bbc.in/4im0eQs
Corbin and Abbot???
🚨 NEW: Laura Kuenssberg has revealed a Government Minister may have wanted a threesome with her after she arrived for an interview in his hotel room to find him on the bed shirtless with his partner waiting
"It was very uncomfortable"
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The original description from Kuenssberg's book, as reported in The Times, states she found the minister with "his shirt undone several buttons too many," not shirtless. Multiple outlets quote the same wording.
thetimes.com/culture/books/…
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/…
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
Bellends who drive around in the fog thinking having their car lights set onto auto will work in the fog🙄
Fucking lol @Arsenal
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