Everything I post is a joke and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

Tulsa, OK
Joined February 2022
Ohh God, private equity definitely going to get into the terrorism game after seeing this
SAUDI ARABIA REPORTEDLY OFFERS HOUTHIS $1 BLN IN IRAN-BROKERED DEAL TO HALT ATTACKS – ISRAEL HAYOM
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Does anybody know where Seabass Oil and Gas out of Louisiana banks? $100 Venmo goes to the first person to DM me the info.
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It's almost like 100 years of socialism makes things so bad that people wake up
BREAKING: BC Elects its first Conservative Government in 100 years.
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BREAKING: Yemen's Houthis announce they just struck Saudi Arabia's East-West crude oil pipeline and multiple of its pumping stations, as well as 6 other Saudi targets, including Saudi Aramco oil facilities.
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BREAKING: Yemen's Houthis announce they just struck Saudi Arabia's East-West crude oil pipeline and multiple of its pumping stations, as well as 6 other Saudi targets, including Saudi Aramco oil facilities.
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BREAKING: The US is now carrying out a large-scale evacuation of family members of US diplomats from every Middle Eastern country, except Israel and Oman, per two regional diplomats to i24NEWS.
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BREAKING: Iran says it will strike oil facilities, undersea cables, datacentres and AI facilities across as many as seven countries in the Gulf in the event of a fresh US-Israeli attack
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BREAKING: Iran announces it struck 4 oil tankers simultaneously, which were conducting ship-to-ship oil transfers in the northern Persian Gulf last night, with all 4 burning. Iran says 3 more vessels hit naval mines in the western part of the Strait of Hormuz the same night. It is the first strike of the entire war on ship-to-ship transfers, which are how cargoes are moved without transiting under Iran's terms.
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Some fools still think the legacy news is real. Amazing.
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Oh my goodness. Big 4 with SPR is the lowest in history. Big 4 without SPR is the lowest since 2014.
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When someone tells me they’re short oil
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Looks like things are ready to escalate. Right before the election. Crazy.
BREAKING: US to order the immediate departure of some personnel and family members from US embassies across the Gulf due to a possible resumption of hostilities, per US officials to Reuters. The last time such move happened was on Feb 23 and Feb 27, shortly before the war started. Netanyahu said today that toppling the Iranian regime is now his directive to the IDF and Mossad.
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*META ORDERED TO PAY $25B ON CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA DATA BREACH: AP
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BREAKING: Iraq will begin gradually closing all its border crossings with Iran in the coming days, starting today with al-Sheib, which is being completely shut indefinitely under orders from PM Ali al-Zaidi as a precaution due to fears of a US-Iran escalation, per an Iraqi official to Al Jazeera. Pakistan closed its Taftan and Gabd-Rimdan crossings with Iran and suspended commercial trade a week ago. Both of Iran's neighbours are now sealing their land borders.
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The fate of Texas and America is at stake. Vote for @KenPaxtonTX today.
Today is a great day to vote early in person for @KenPaxtonTX in Texas.
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🤖 Made with AI
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Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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It’s amazing to me how many US citizens are in love with social welfare spending and look at cuts to them as existentially threatening. They are willing to sacrifice every ambitious person’s future to continue to suckle at government tit. The only acceptable outlet for ambition to then is progressive politics. Not building businesses and creating wealth for others. This is what our education and media complex has gifted us with.
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French men built this in the 1800s and it has been carefully maintained for 150+ years… It survived both World Wars. The far-left and their imported migrants just destroyed it.
Absolute savages… The historic town hall in Limoges, France is gone. The steeple just collapsed.
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