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Dan

@wisey10000

whufc ⚒ Southend 🇬🇧 crane driver

 Southend-on-Sea, East
Joined September 2013
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Lest we forgot them, also.💜
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As a man, if a woman leaves you during your worst moment, bro, trust me. you’ll be so lucky. This is the moment that makes a man.
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🤣 "You're not 21!" 👨‍🦳 "You sound like you're 60!" Bailey, the West Ham fan, will go down as one of the greatest callers ever on The Sports Bar! Subscribe to the talkSPORT YouTube channel!

Bailey has delivered one of the best calls on The Sports Bar!

🤣 "You're not 21!" 👨‍🦳 "You sound like you're 60!" Bailey, the West Ham fan, will go down as one of the greatest callers ever on The Sports Bar!

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Apparently there’s a celebrity threatening to kill themselves if allegations about them are made public. I feel deeply for the celebrity involved - whoever that person is. Here’s @davidwalliams shredding my mental health in front of my colleagues and friends before my career was destroyed.
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You can literally come back from anything. It’s all about your mindset. Trust me.
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HAAAS ANYONE SEEN ✅ JASON CUNDY ✅ CHELSEA ✅ KINGS ROAD ✅ FLOWER SHOW ✅ MADE IN CHELSEA ✅ STAMFORD THE LION ✅ CHELSEA BUN ✅ DAMON ALBARN ✅ KEVIN PIETERSEN ✅ THE SHED ✅ ANDY JACOBS For the first time ever, Jason Cundy got Has Anyone Seen'd by Andy Goldstein 🤣
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never fucking quit. you have no idea how fast life can change.
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The story of Boji the dog riding public transport for 5 years. He's still alive and was adopted by billionaire Ömer Koç in 2022.
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Urgent public appeal: To members of the public and members of the Patriot platform: We have been asked to assist in the search for Noah. Locals and police have said they would welcome our support. I have been in contact with the little boy’s father, and as you can see, he wants everyone to help. We are on our way now. Make sure you go to the postcode so you can register and the police can instruct you where to search. #PatriotPlatform
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❌ "I don't believe him." 😳 "He's talking absolute BS..." Jason Cundy doesn't hold back with this scathing rant on Mike Dean 🔥
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That response is 10/10. 😂👏
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It was ramen today for scransit van 🇯🇵
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This is Penny. She found the perfect stick today and is determined to retrieve it. Hasn’t moved an inch so far, but her human didn't raise a quitter. 13/10
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This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10
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