he did a restraining order on me so i bought him a jeep grand cherokee to prove I loved him. daenerys tankie. it’s teddy.

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where are you going teddy u in an old man mask putting on a cloak with a basket of raw meat: out
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ISAACH DE BANKOLE IN DUN3???
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making yourself the princess and your daughter mrs potts is craaaaazy 😭😭
Beauty and the Beast 🥀👑😍🎃
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anyways this is what i woke up to this morning
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Remembering the wonderful Denise Borino-Quinn, who passed away 16 years ago today. Our beloved Ginny Sacrimoni. ❤️🕊 January 6, 1964 - October 27, 2010
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💔 What if 10 kind hearts could change my children’s day? Just $10 each could help put food on our table in Gaza. Will you be one of those 10 hearts today? 🇵🇸🫂👇 🔗chuffed.org/project/189321-a… 🔗paypal.com/donate/?hosted_bu…
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Important to remember the intentional timing of the second child AND that they went to A24/Oppenheim & Fielder. That is absolutely her state in the movie, but it’s also an intentional calculation on Holmes’ & Evans’ part.
I think they needed a woman or two in the crew. Elizabeth was postpartum, still nursing, tears swimming in her eyes because she was days away from missing a huge part of her kids’ childhoods. She was in a state of complete ego loss.
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3 replies — even dots — can break the algorithm 👇 I am still undergoing treatment and I hope for your support so that I can provide food for my children. [chuffed.org/project/saeed]
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I was returning customer call and their voicemail said like “please state your name and reason for calling” and I muttered “oh Jesus Christ it’s Teddy and I’m returning a voicemail” and there was a pause and it said “thank you JESUS CHRIST I will connect u now”
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So now they’re gonna have a voicemail from “Jesus Christ” calling them abt their exams
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Most evil people you know start talking about how they're bunnies
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Our children don’t need more words. They need to eat today. Every little action you take can help save a life: * Repost to help this reach more kind hearts. * Leave a comment (even a single dot .) to beat the algorithm. * Donate whatever you can to make a direct impact. The donation link is pinned in the first comment below. 🙏
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Are women and girls not people
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June Squibb, you’re crazy girl
October 26, 2026 Blind Item #8 Speaking of fetishes, this wannabe EGOT actress(nominated or won for everything but a Grammy) is married. Good luck ever seeing her with her husband. She is A list. She loves random bar hookups. She wears a wig. No one recognizes her. She takes them back to her place which she uses for hookups. It is more sterile than a convention center hotel. There will be volumes of books written about this actress. She is by far the strangest actor of this generation.
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It is CRAZY when u talk to pro-lifers and you say “pregnant person” and they do the WHY DONT U SAY WOMAN and u reply “bc a 12 year old can get pregnant and I wouldn’t call them a woman but you prob would idk” and they just. Don’t reply. Lmao.
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Like it’s trans inclusive and also just BASIC FACTS that literal girls get pregnant
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Maybe one of the greatest things anyone has ever said seconds after completely shattering a glass door
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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nugget still obsessed w the anti asian squeaky ball
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French TV show Affronter Votre Pire Cauchemar ('Face Your Worst Nightmare') confronts rockstar Lestat de Lioncourt with 36 singing children dressed as the half-brother he accidentally killed by throwing him off the roof 10 years prior.
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when nathan fielder needs to trick a man into marrying him so he can continue building his uber sleeper cell
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My favorite NFY bit will always be the gas station rebate when they have to camp overnight and the boys’ tent pranks the girls’ tent and Nathan breaks bc he’s laughing so hard it’s so cute
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My second fave is the pet goodbye at the vet when the little boy is HORRIFIED LMAO
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