If you take a little sexiness and divide it by some coolness add a tad craziness and subtract a little weirdness it will equal to my awesomeness

London, England
Joined March 2020
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The quickest way to spot a fool is by observing how fast they pass judgment without even bothering to get into the details.
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“If something takes less than two minutes, do it immediately”
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In Thailand’s Nakhon Nayok province, a baby elephant fell into a drain, its panicked mother tried to rescue it and injured herself People teamed up for this dramatic rescue unfolded
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expectation dissolves, like mist at dawn we learn to ask for less, expect less and yet there always seems to be that tiny, lingering, hopeful light that refuses to be swallowed by the dark
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Saint Émilion and chill… That 👊
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The iPhone might be the slowest at innovation but it is the fastest at draining your bank account.
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You could fool the world, but you can't fool your fucking heart...
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After years of hustle, it's official — I can finally prefix #Advocate before my name. A new chapter begins! 📚👨‍⚖️ #LawyerLife #AdvocateModeOn"
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“Take this vitamin with food.” Takes a couple of squares of chocolate first.
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Coffee and toast with the hummingbirds or gtfo
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Be simple and kind then you will have what you really deserve.
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dear September, just cut me loose and don’t question me
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Apparently passing on the left has gone the way of two spaces after a period.
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My husband is complaining that I'm making him do a bunch of yard work today, and I had to remind him it's Labor Day, not No Labor Day.
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Sun-kissed and starstruck by the moon.
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Running from my problems is my only form of exercise.
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Nothing like forgetting to take the bins to the curb so you can live with regret for an entire week.
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RIP to the bag of salad I bought a couple weeks ago when I planned to eat salads every day.
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Healing reminds you that you don’t have to chase, beg, or convince.
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Idhar udhar ki baatein wagarah wagarah!!
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