@wkeyholder

26 both thinker & non-thinker floating rock enjoyer

 Chicago, USA
Joined February 2014
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n8@wkeyholderJun 3
how do i tell women at the bar that i don’t want to fuck i just want to be their boyfriend for 2 hours, make out and go home
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i can only fight through so many smokescreens before i’m unable to breathe
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World Series Game 4 tonight
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loud brewers crowd in tampa
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thanks for the advice twitter
n8@wkeyholder9h
google search “how do i get the girl from trivia to like me -ai”
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google search “how do i get the girl from trivia to like me -ai”
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Hey
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for a long time i really thought Nav’s name was “Navchandra Gupta” for no reason other than racism i guess
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Everybody angry at Mahomes PR *and i get it* but holy shit can you nimrods read the article for the explanation of the author?
Ethan Strauss
@SherwoodStraussOct 26
Explaining the Mahomes decline
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Ford GT spotted outside the office - with the $45k “Verde Francesca Metallic” color option 🫠
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This is right here, is EXACTLY what is wrong with sports.
NSC First Stringer@nscfirststringOct 27
Hey @NashvilleSC, yall got some ‘splainin to do.
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n8@wkeyholderAug 4
i have an oomf or two i’d eat off the bone ngl
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Key@KapitanKey12h
Nothing but porn bots requesting to follow me on instagram and not my future Spanish wife…
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,@am21352Oct 27
im fucking all yall on halloween
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if you think everything happens TO you please stay far far away from me
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the concept of “i hate men” from the same girl putting her tongue in his butthole
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the colts are trading everyone away i think i need some head 💔
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diva down
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This is honestly the most fair tier list I’ve ever seen lol
TB EGO
@TomBradyEgoOct 27
The simplest NFL team tier list after 7 weeks
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goodnight twitter i love you
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no i’m not NORMAL i’m ODD and PECULIAR and OFF-PUTTING
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