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half agony, half hope. in my hollanov era. fic writer and beta reader. https://nitter.gq/t.co/293E5rJIbk 𐦖. ♡ profpic by @rival2lover ♡

30s | they/she | minors dni 🔞
Joined June 2018
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Anyone who thinks romance novels have unrealistic plots should know that I’m 27 years old. I have no money and no prospects. I’m already a burden to my parents. And I’m frightened.
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Shane as a half Vulcan bc Yuna survived the destruction of Vulcan and decided to settle on Earth and join Starfleet and met David and fell in love and had Shane. later hollanov are CO and FO of a crew carrying on the legacy of the sassy blond human and stoic half Vulcan duo
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baby shane and ilya's first skating lessons!
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update on the epub experience: if I change to a white background, enable endless scrolling instead of swipe pagination, and change the font to one of the sans serif options, it almost feels like I’m reading on ao3
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I rereading Modern Lockets just to feel something….truly one of my all time faves
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mullet ilya....
ilya holding onto the back of shane's mullet as he fucks him from behind...shane keeping the front short so it doesn't get in his eyes during hockey...mullet shane 🙂‍↕️ 😌
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MY NEW BABIES 🥺🥺 MY HOLLANOV PLUSHIES HAVE ARRIIVVEEDDDD 😭😭❤️❤️❤️
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⭐️📚 5 stars 📚⭐️ hollanov smau featuring book influencer shane and russian lit snob / professional hater ilya !!!
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this is so cute oh my god...lmao at ilya avoiding giving feedback on luca's thesis and also luca avoiding luca's thesis. ilya's supposed to be dissertating and instead he's dickertating iktr 😭
⭐️📚 5 stars 📚⭐️ hollanov smau featuring book influencer shane and russian lit snob / professional hater ilya !!!
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Hollanov mini txtfic Shane's gets ducked!
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soft serve #hollanov
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Ilya: I've never had a best friend before. Shane: I'll be your best friend! Ilya: Ilya: I've never had a boyfriend before either.
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Shane: *carrying all the groceries on both arms* Ilya: *reaches his hand out to help* Shane: *transfers everything to one arm to hold Ilya's hand* Ilya: that's not what i- okay.
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pigeon pattern
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everything reminds me of this sweet baby :(
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shane probably watched the lorax with hayden's kids and thought the onceler was hot #isaidwhatisaid
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feeling very "you're gonna look at me and you're gonna tell me that i'm wrong" about this situation
On today’s episode of situations I never thought I’d find myself in but somehow all fandom spaces come full circle in adulthood (@wolfbirbs):
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Happy Halloween from the Pumpkin Pidge! 🎃
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this is the best song to dance to. what a buzzy edit i love hollanov
tonight you're fuel for my fire shane & ilya | stop desire - tegan & sara
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あら、可愛いわね🕊️💕
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