Wonky Muse retweeted
It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
Wonky Muse retweeted
The MAGA party took 10 years from you. Now is not the time to meet them halfway.
Wonky Muse retweeted
I keep thinking about Amy Acton not picking up Ramaswamy’s concession call. She did not owe him the courtesy of answering her phone, and she knew it. We don’t have to take calls from our monsters. Not any of us. We don’t even have to listen to their pathetic message. We can just push delete.
Wonky Muse retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: Democrats have officially FLIPPED the Texas State Board of Education.
Bibles will no longer be forced inside classrooms.
Wonky Muse retweeted
But enough about your devastating electoral losses, MAGA.
I’m gonna need to see those Epstein files now.
Wonky Muse retweeted
Mark my words. The magnitude of self-enrichment and corruption carried out by Trump, his crime family, and the sycophantic leeches attached to him is going to shock the world. Powerful people are going to go to prison -- and when this is over, Robert Garcia will be legendary.
Wonky Muse retweeted
We want hearings.
We want subpoenas.
We want investigations.
We want whistleblowers.
We want journalistic exposés.
We want key defendants flipping.
We want indictments and convictions.
We want JUSTICE — and 100% actual accountability for ALL the corruption and crimes.
Wonky Muse retweeted
We also have to thank Marc Elias for his tireless pursuit of justice. Fighting all the illegal things and BS cases that Trump tried to use to steal the election.
Thank you Sir
#Midterms2026
Wonky Muse retweeted
Trump asked the people to vote as if he were on the ballot. THEY DID. Thank you Americans from coast to coast.
Wonky Muse retweeted
The entire world was rooting for us: all around the world people are in tears over Americans saving their democracy from the authoritarian tyranny of Trump and Republicans.
Wonky Muse retweeted
The GOP has an opportunity to do some serious soul-searching. Trump has presided over two of the biggest midterm losses in history.
They could return to independent thought and actual policies, or they could keep slamming their dicks in the car door.
I’m betting on the door.
Wonky Muse retweeted
Now official… Democrats just won every single statewide office in Texas:
Senate
Governor
Lt. Governor
Attorney General
Land Commissioner
Comptroller of Public Accounts
Agriculture Commissioner
Railroad Commissioner
All 4 Supreme Court Justices


























