You make me feel like a bug who’s lived a full life

Michigan, USA
Joined July 2015
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Mike Vrabel was ultimately too alpha for his own family
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Put a quarter in my ass if you’re going to play me like that bro
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Seems like you described it just fine
Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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Life hack: you can jack off in the movie theatre with the dick in the popcorn bucket trick
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jake retweeted
They put a framed glizzy on the wall in my hotel room
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(To the absolute worst idea) yes bro
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Akon said im tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful then settled on Sexy bitch
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This toy is actually super underrated
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Man watches porn and masturbates in first class on United flight out of California - as woman speaks out trib.al/n1DhkTG
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解せない
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Veeze Brings The Classic “Bill Dauterive” Look From King of The Hill To Real Life
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