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Ellie Carpenter, Wieke Kaptein
Chelsea v AS Roma
OCTOBER 28, 2026
ALT Ellie Carpenter of Chelsea celebrates with teammate Wieke Kaptein after scoring her team's first goal during the UEFA Women's Champions League 2026/27 League Phase MD3 match between Chelsea FC and AS Roma at The AFC Wimbledon Stadium on October 28, 2026 in Wimbledon, England.
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Hey yall here’s 4 screenshots of the most insipid uneventful Hinge chat of all time. Shouldn’t this person im talking to kill themselves?
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🗣️ Wieke Kaptein on combining with Ellie Carpenter: “Ellie and I have a really good connection this season. I really like playing with her. When she came in, she just said ‘Make one-twos.’ That’s what we did and she scored. She’s an incredible player and, most importantly, an incredible person.”
— UEFA
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If he acc ran the channels we'd acc have something to work with, we have 2021 Mauro Icardi leading the line.
He'll get you some shots in the box but God forbid you remind him that he's needed outside of it asw
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Glen Johnson speaking about Jordan Henderson on ITV just now: “Chelsea bought him in for his experience because you know you can’t buy that kind of experience”.
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Ahead of the release of @FootballManager, a wee reminder that we can’t include 15 year olds in the game for legal reasons. So there will be players who have played for SPFL clubs this season under the new age limits (such as Sassetti at United) who aren’t in the game.
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That's a stunning pass from Hannah Hampton to send Aggie Beever-Jones through one on one with the Roma keeper. Should be taking two touches + burying it. Takes three + gets tackled by Oladipo. Feels like an extra touch from a player lacking confidence.