I took the day off to buy cigarettes and maybe a (real) watch in Chinatown and see the Nathan fielder movie

Dudes in Bushwick rt some shit like “BPD yea I got a Big Phat Dick” then go and mentally torture five different anorexic white girls w bangs

“This is actually my OC I came up w him when I was 12 years old. He’s called the Bag Wrangler. I already had this shirt, and these jeans, and these boots, and this hat. I only had to pay $350 for cocaine to complete the costume!”

Cowboy hat purchased for #WranglerWeen

Anyone wanna get added to the Gay Cruising group chat? hmu

Hi guys. Notice anything?

Damn shorty what that pill bottle on ur nightstand got in it

Started audibly chuckling on the train bc Nick Mullen “Chinese Accent for the White Guy” started playing on my AirPods

I mean I had to, my college buddy trained in to watch shop in Chinatown. I had to say hi

Splitting the G is a form of gay sex

Imagine sticking it in an iPhone Duo

I’m very committed to staying inside tonight but I know that’ll be ruined by a text in a few hours

This is my Patagonia Synchilla fleece with fish on it. I bought it when I used to smoke weed every day at a New England state college

Maybe k holing will help me choose a Halloween costume

AI won’t be profitable until you can fuck it

I’m getting to a point where I’m kinda done with this account but I think I need to spend a week or two trolling random tpot guys

I bought this really nice 70s Pendleton wool flannel for cheap. Anyways it was beautiful and my favorite flannel and I kept dry cleaning it until one day I noticed the tag actually said cold wash/low heat dry. So I did that instead and it shrunk now I am very upset

I have no interest in the whole Dune thing. It’s maybe only 10 IQ points removed from being a marvelcel

I miss my good friend @mindinterface we used to go to chinatown every week and get dirty looks because people assumed we were a WMAF couple