13%er for life I have a naughty sense of humour. I put that in my writing because that's who iam, ALL MY OWN WORDS. #iwriteshitnoonereads
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Time to say goodbye to our King without a crown.
HRH the Duke of Edinburgh
#ProudOfOurRoyalFamily
2 years ago I tried my luck.. Never did slide in to my DM still a little sad about that @LozzaFox
#HarryandMeghan
Meghan you aren't and never will be anything like Diana.
Please stop trying to integrate your name with the wonderful, truly passionate and beautiful soul that she was. You're doing a disservice to husband's mother and sons grandmother. Diana was never for sale.
In bed with my boys from across the pond @sundayjeff @BQQuinn @TellEmSteveDave
Its times like this im glad the bit of fluff works nights #fourway #Spotify
Not only does my Bat-thing have the fangs of Dracula's wet dreams, he also has a couple of terrifying BOO'S 😱🥺 He truly is a creature of the night.... 😏 #batthing #blackcats
Trump the skid mark of America
@zachbraff just seen the latest address from Trump.
However it was missing a sign on the podium that read
" I've just had my bottom slapped "
#TrumptheskidmarkofAmerica
(Never have i believed him less)
#TrumpsAmerica
Watching live, we all knew this was coming trump is determined for a civil war amongst his own people. That man is nothing but ego, he cares not how he gos down in history; just that he does.There are better ways I swear that nation has learnt nothing from history.
I trained my dog not to lick faces, so instead he blows kisses
Here is one for you 😘
#bassethoundsofinstagram #ludo #mummysboy #kisses #sweetboy
#hounddog instagram.com/p/CBMSKhSAwqb/…
Idiots are using #blacklivesmatte as an excuse to do Idiotic things, and cause destruction. This in turn has a detrimental impact and tarnishes the real movement of black lives matter which is a real issue.… instagram.com/p/CBJdGHsFvoZ/…
Do not allow their actions to turn you in to what they say you are.
Violence is not the answer. It will not bring change; just fear that will end up dividing and destroying others.
We are better then this, then them.
#showlove #showchange
#blacklivesmatter
#BlackLivesMatterUK
**** Internally screaming ****
Because I've got neighbour's, but you'd best believe I was not happy when I saw these ...
#whyDecoratingsucksdick
I'm hot, I'm bothered, now I'm pissed and I'm never painting white ever again
So it has been settled, the great toilet paper debate. #Thisbitchisalwaysright #thereal #toiletpapercrisis #sorted
