instagram halen ☭

i have more followers on social media than my therapist and that feels important

i bet it's morbius

suicide is never the answer, rip adolf

with the release of astro bot sony has confirmed the playstation mascot is now a non-binary polycule of cosplay and retro gaming enthusiasts

i just think its nice when things happen on 9/11

they should make a disney princess who is an industry plant

pat sajak should be the next disney princess

they should make a disney princess with a bbl

i miss stealing from work

i am glad to finally see pat sajak finish out his forty year sentence of hosting wheel of fortune after he murdered the original host and was charged with vehicular homicide. i hope he finds peace when he tied to the wheel friday and executed by ryan seacrest the filthy dog he is

its dick riding week on wheel of fortune

cancelling my therapist for not condemning my problematic behavior

getting a cameo from my favorite youtubers for my mom on mothers day this year

at least he gets to kill his wife again

heathcliff, a man is dead

no one ever mentions their onlyfans on wheel of fortune

george bush ate my soup

the trolly problem makes me nauseas

jeffrey “huge ass” bezos