•things that were most definitely said by the academy at one point in time •not all quotes are mine
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klaus: i was kidnapped and tortured
vanya: i was abused, locked away and lied to as a child
five: i got trapped in my own personal hell in the future
luther: dad sent me to the moon
klaus [in a trance]: yeehaw
vanya: uh klaus are you okay?
klaus: you've yeed your last haw buddy
vanya *to diego*: what is going o-
diego: -just let him
vanya: ....
diego: ....
klaus [normally]: so did you guys decide on a restaurant yet?
*everyone is talking about their kinks*
klaus: mine is waiting til marriage *smiles*
everyone: ....
klaus: jk guys it's choking haha
dave: hey you wanna slow dance?
klaus: oh hell yeah
klaus: *dances fortnite dance @ .5 speed*
dave: we're breaking up
[klaus as a bartender]
customer: I’ll have a martini, dry.
klaus, staring at the liquid ingredients: well, I don’t know how to tell you this-
*luther on ellen*
ellen: so, i heard you like the moon...
luther: yes i do!
*chunk of the moon falls and starts plummeting toward the earth*
luther: omg ellen you didn't
diego: yo, this is a message to all my bitch ass haters, alright?
diego: i’m-i’m really sensitive so just *tearing up* please stop.
klaus: oh fiddlesticks! that really ruffles my feathers!
ben: please for the love of god just say fuck
vanya: hey are you okay?
diego: yeah i just have a headache that comes and goes
luther: *walks by whistling*
diego: there it goes now!
klaus: truth or dare
allison: truth
klaus: what's your credit card number?
allison: okay dare
klaus: i dare you to tell me your credit card number
allison: i heard a rumor you shut the fuck up for once
luther: *breathes*
allison: you ever just fall in love? 🥰
klaus: fall in love? yes. with my brother? hell nah bitch
klaus, ben, diego, luther, allison and vanya: MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MACDONALDS!!!!
five at the drive through: one black coffee please
cha cha: she told me i was ugly and i was like, ‘bitch where?’ and she said on the inside and i was like, ‘yeah, you right’
this is what we're not gonna do ! just because vanya did a bunch of horrible things doesn't mean she's a bad person. she's a kind person who has only ever done her best. imagine being neglected and separated from your siblings as a child and being told you're normal +
everyday even though your siblings are considered extraordinary heroes. what her father did to her was absolutely horrible, and she has built up so much trauma and emotions over the years that she just broke when she discovered her powers. that is the true tea!