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👩🏽‍⚕️ How Should You Kill Time At A Chemist? And what's the difference between 'tips' and 'advice'? 🥳 Patch 123 is OUT NOW! Listen to Welcome to Patchwork on your favourite podcast app or watch the recording on YouTube! #podcast #melbourne #comedypodcast

🤳🏼Is It Rude To Text Someone During A Speech? Do we give elderly people too much of a pass these days? 🥳 Patch 122 is OUT NOW! Listen to Welcome to Patchwork on your favourite podcast app or watch the recording on YouTube! #podcast #melbourne #comedypodcast

😳 Are You Easily Embarrassed In Public? 🥳 Patch 121 is OUT NOW! Listen to Welcome to Patchwork on your favourite podcast app or watch the recording on YouTube! #podcast #melbourne #comedypodcast

🤝 Do You Shake Hands With Friends? Is there a more appropriate embrace for a friend? 🥳 Patch 120 is OUT NOW! Listen to Welcome to Patchwork on your favourite podcast app or watch on YouTube! youtu.be/Vt6hlh0ILYI #podcast #melbourne #comedypodcast

🍽️ Should You Wait For Others Before Eating? 🥳 We’ve been on a hiatus but Patch 119 is OUT NOW! Listen to Welcome to Patchwork on your favourite podcast app or watch the recording on YouTube! #podcast #melbourne #comedypodcast

We’ve been so busy talking to ChatGPT and seeing great shows at the Comedy Festival that we’re taking a couple of weeks off! Patch 119 coming soon 😘

🥱Do You Need Total Darkness To Fall Asleep? And and what other aids do you need to fall asleep? 🥳 Patch 118 is OUT NOW! Listen to Welcome to Patchwork on your favourite podcast app or watch the recording on YouTube! #podcast #melbourne #comedy #micf

🎪Do You Make New Plans After An Event Is Cancelled??Have you inadvertently stolen anything and enjoyed the benefits of your theft? 🥳 Patch 117 is OUT NOW! #comedy #melbourne #australia #podcast #melbournecomedy #melbournepodcast #australianpodcast #comedypodcast

🍣 How much finger food can you take from a tray? 🥳 Patch 116 is OUT NOW! Listen to Welcome to Patchwork on your favourite podcast app or watch the recording on YouTube! #comedy #melbourne #australia #podcast #melbournecomedy #melbournepodcast #australianpodcast #comedypodcast

We’re back in time for summer, baby! Patch 113 is everything you need to understand ‘How To Handle The Heat’. Listen to Welcome to Patchwork on your favourite podcast app or watch the recording on YouTube! #comedy #melbourne #australia #podcast #melbournecomedy

Imagine having a boss who takes 100% credit for all work done in a company.

We're live on Youtube at 8:30pm (AEST) tonight! youtube.com/live/mlhUkBhZDCQ

Grab a handful of canvas bags and a gold coin because Welcome to Patchwork is teaching you how to go grocery shopping. linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork #Melbourne #comedy #podcast

👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 Cloak your jacket and watch for cutting. Patch 110 is out today and we’re teaching you, ‘How To Wait In A Line. Listen to Welcome to Patchwork on your favourite podcast app or watch the recording on YouTube! #comedy #melbourne #australia #podcast

🏘 It's time to make room in your cupboard. Patch 109 is out today and we’re teaching you, ‘How to declutter your home’. Listen to Welcome to Patchwork on your favourite podcast app or watch the recording on YouTube! 📺 #comedy #melbourne #australia #podcast #melbournecomedy

📱 Top up your credit and limber up those thumbs, Patch 108 is out today and we’re teaching you ‘How to send a text message’. Listen to Welcome to Patchwork on your favourite podcast app or watch the recording on YouTube! 📺 #comedy #melbourne #australia #podcast #texting

👘 Tie up those laces and button down that shirt, Patch 107 is out today and we’re teaching you ‘How to get dressed for the day’ Listen to Welcome to Patchwork on your favourite podcast app or watch the recording on YouTube! linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork #podcast #melbourne #comedy

✈️ Please keep your seatbelts fastened for Patch 106! In this Patch, we teach you how to enjoy a flight. What do you pack in your carry on? How do you settle into your flight? linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork #podcast #melbournepodcast #comedypodcast #melbournecomedy #auspod #qantas