
kristen is me; she/her. writer, gentleman snarker, switchblade discourse. flirtatious but trustworthy, according to @lily1129
the purple heart saloon
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occupation? -gladiator. retweeted
if you're feeling a little uneasy about the grounding of all US planes remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. the more information you ingest as you scroll the calmer you will become
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if texas flips blue im smoking an entire pack of american spirits and making out with the closest gay person i can find
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Fort Hood shooting victim on Hegseth livestream execution plan: “I don’t understand how that’s going to help my healing.” substack.com/@jimacosta/note…
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let the record reflect i never fucking doubted kelly clarkson your honor
NAOMI KLIEIN to SAM ALTMAN:
"...you ingested the entire written output of human civilization without consent, without compensation and without credit to build a system whose primary commercial application is eliminating the jobs of the people whose work you consumed.
You are not 'liberating human creativity' -- you are strip-mining it and selling it back at a markup while calling the theft 'training data'."
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Old Town in San Diego has a Dia De Los Muertos display every year. This year an Ofrenda set up for the late Dolly Parton.
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Me cuesta mucho la existencia de las Filipinas. Son chinos con nombre en español que hablan en inglés y viven en una dimensión paralela de América Latina en el medio de Asia.
occupation? -gladiator. retweeted
cher’s looks by bob mackie on “the cher show” (1975) will forever be iconic
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Today, Tennessee Governor Bill Lee and Nashville International Airport® (BNA®), announced their intent to name BNA in honor of Dolly Parton.
Read more here: bit.ly/4xtWrFW
suspicious of everyone suggesting forgoing bras to celebrate dolly when the correct course of action would be to wear that torture device of a fully lined underwire bra buried deep in your dresser that hikes your titties high enough that you can hear them bounce


































