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if you're feeling a little uneasy about the grounding of all US planes remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. the more information you ingest as you scroll the calmer you will become
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and while we’re at it fuck ronald reagan
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and to think… all this during the Sephora Sales Event…
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Turn the Trump Ballroom into a Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar
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LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU THEYS
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if texas flips blue im smoking an entire pack of american spirits and making out with the closest gay person i can find
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let the record reflect i never fucking doubted kelly clarkson your honor
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Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
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Someone discovered a new Amazon AI feature that summarizes what it knows about you and I am crying of laughter
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Some thoughts on the California wealth tax:
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NAOMI KLIEIN to SAM ALTMAN: "...you ingested the entire written output of human civilization without consent, without compensation and without credit to build a system whose primary commercial application is eliminating the jobs of the people whose work you consumed. You are not 'liberating human creativity' -- you are strip-mining it and selling it back at a markup while calling the theft 'training data'."
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Old Town in San Diego has a Dia De Los Muertos display every year. This year an Ofrenda set up for the late Dolly Parton.
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Me cuesta mucho la existencia de las Filipinas. Son chinos con nombre en español que hablan en inglés y viven en una dimensión paralela de América Latina en el medio de Asia.
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cher’s looks by bob mackie on “the cher show” (1975) will forever be iconic
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Florence Welch wears custom McQueen for Reading Festival – 30th August 2026. A dress in black floral devoré and lace with laser cut trim details. Stylist: Aldene Johnson Photography: Lillie Eiger
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Happy Birthday to Mary Shelley, born on this day in 1797 🫀
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Today, Tennessee Governor Bill Lee and Nashville International Airport® (BNA®), announced their intent to name BNA in honor of Dolly Parton. Read more here: bit.ly/4xtWrFW
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suspicious of everyone suggesting forgoing bras to celebrate dolly when the correct course of action would be to wear that torture device of a fully lined underwire bra buried deep in your dresser that hikes your titties high enough that you can hear them bounce
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divas it’s acrylic sets only for the rest of the year no exceptions
Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle making music with their acrylics😭😭😭💔💔💔 RIP TO DOLLY OUR COUNTRY DIVA💔🕊️
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