day 1. learning so much already. just found out about lettuce.

i’m 35 years old and i’m done being a findom fart slave. i’m ready to start a family.

ever since i was a kid i wanted to allow tiktok to access my current location

when will people learn not everything has to be a shirt

lowkey how did the h3 podcast have like 15 employees

how my friends talk about me

new drank method: go to the ER and tell them ur about to die from lean withdrawals, don’t give them your name and pour up for free🔥

this is for ball knowers only but lowkey as far as chicago signature foods go i got 1. italian beef 2. chicken vesuvio (ball) 3. deep dish

every time i hear ice ice baby on the radio it makes me proud to be white

thank you god for striking down every girlfriend youtuber. no man should ever be forced to watch cody ko or h3 podcast…

white people don’t use a washcloth when they shower they use the morning paper🗞️😂

i stand on my money and my height it turn to 5’10

phone storage so low i saw my wendy’s map shaking in fear

Fallout New Vegas clocked your tea my heart @DamielBernaldo

i’m like when grok was racist and my girl chatBPD

my goyslop is too juicy, my zogchow is too buttery

listening to cumtown and taking notes