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syd, 33, she/her | imagine hyperfixating on anything that isn't horses, reading, writing, or teaching in the public education system. could not be me

Joined April 2019
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i made my finch birb neil josten
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probably feels good as hell to be a security guard who walks back and forth down a hallway in a set pattern that leaves just enough time for someone to sneak past
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What do you mean Halloween is over? Anyways… Jerejean as Rocky and Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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*using one single cleaning product in the bathroom* what if i just created chlorine gas on accident
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- calling a cab - having a smoke/taking a drag - going to bed - stomach is sick
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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is 9:30 pm a good time to deep clean your bathrooms
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this is america now
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This is house of leaves
the stripper actually does love me. but i can't love her back. because of this dark path i've chosen...
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not anymore. this is what we voted for.
It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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remembering these CUTEST Godzilla team moments from 2024 oscars before i watch minus zero in imax tomorrow 🫶🏼 !!! #READY
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"they noticed you're scaring the hoes" is perhaps the best 2026 midterms take yet
Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
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your party just ran en entire election cycle on anti-trans hysteria and lost the biggest congressional landslide in 50 years. btw
It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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Amazing trilogy.
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this comparison feels so bad faith lol the point of this essay isn't to be good at reading an excerpt. it's to create a nuanced, evidence-based argument that shows off a writer's ability to implement the rhetorical strategies they've been studying all year in their own work
Wow, a pretty damning article with diverse lines of evidence.
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the prompt in the shakespeare one — "relationship between wealth and justice" — is identical in scope to "living [or not] in the moment." neither essay is about breaking down the quote. the passage is just to contextualize the claim the students have to write about
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as a current AP lang teacher, i think it's possible to have a conversation about increasing/decreasing rigor. but the argument essay is fucking hard, and both of these prompts are equally challenging when you actually look at what would be required to produce a successful essay
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godzilla time :)
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5pm after daylight savings feels like foreboding voice: youre running out of time me: for what? foreboding voice: you just are
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when a healer rescues you into an aoe, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture
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scheduled a spay appointment for the kitten, which doesn't bode well for my declaration of only having 7 cats
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