Midæs 🥀🩸

Babe wake up i know it's 12:30 in the morning but I really fucking need to go buy the #maccening firefighter calendar right now

Dawg what is YouTube even about anymore wtf is this

Don't you love having a vision for something but being unable to create it yourself but also being unable to explain it properly to the person who can make it real. Shit pmo

Today someone said to me "I want whatever you're on" I dont think you want the amount of hubris that it comes with bucko, you aint ready for that. Theres levels to this shit

Crazy idea but if a buncchhhhhh of people gave me $1 I could use it to artificially inseminate someone and together we could produce the child with the most parents to ever exist

Im envious of people that can sing. I dont think my vocal chords are even capable of that

Did you know that some forms of ball cancer produce the same hormones as placenta and you'll show positive on a pregnancy test

I dont do this Twitter shit for likes and followers, I do it to quell the demons in my soul

I think everyone should stop slandering my name by calling me freaky, I'm just an innocent little guy who has done no wrong. Pure of heart and soul.

Sigh... fine... I guess I'll let you hold it while I pee. Just this once though dont make this a thing AND NO HELICOPTERING

Everyone's always Vayne top this Vayne top that how about Vayne top me

Just witnessed a homeless man get arrested because he decided the rational thing to do is whip it out and start pissing on the bus when told that it doesnt go to where he wanted to go

The LAN Party just broke out into an Orgy call that a Gamebang

Buldak Carbonara acquired. Special thanks to my goat Than for putting me on

Nmngh~ mmph~ s-stop it P-Pope Francis-san >///< W-we cant do t-this AUUGGHHH~ w-we're both b-boys mmm~ A-and you're kind of a little bit d-dead right now FUCKKKK~~~ N-NOO *whimpers* p-please not t-there~~~~~ OHMYGODDDDD~~~ M-MY LITTLE DIVINE S-SANCTUARY IS BEING DEFILED BY T-THE HOLY G-GHOST OF T-THE POPE~~~~ >//////////////<