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Dan

@xWing_Dan

(Political) Party Abolitionist. Pro Rave Parties. Zelda nerd. Grunge kid turned lame.

Joined October 2015
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Dan@xWing_DanOct 28
Would you make this deal? Your favorite team winning the next 8 championships. FOR The political party you support losing every election for the next 8 years.
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The way Trump didn’t snap back at JD should terrify Vance. Everyone knows Trump demands loyalty. He’s going to humiliate him.
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Democrats flipped 3 of these states. Geez.
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It’s only a matter of time. The amplitude of the pendulum is the real doomsday clock. We should’ve listened to George Washington.
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Michael 🍂🎃 (@_JeanLannes) profile pictureMichael 🍂🎃
@_JeanLannes18h
Actual results aside, it does not seem healthy for a country to swing to radically every two years. Horrendous for any long-term policy.
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People will research an NFL team’s minute tendencies but think a sitting VP can win the Presidency. His single best chance is to step down now. nitter.gq/kalshi/status/21180514…
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It is a universal truth that you cannot stop the pendulum.
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If Trump keeps being weird, and Dems can resist being weird, there’s a good chance they get supermajorities in 2028. Republicans have to be freaking out. Losing state houses like NC is insane if you live here. They literally drew the lines to make this impossible.
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Well, I guess we’re not getting that 5 grand. Thanks America.
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The Philadelphia Eagles when it comes to blood clots and air travel:
remx (@biigrem) profile pictureremx@biigremNov 3
Coffee mug: “NOT dishwasher safe” Me: you'll be fine, just do yo best in there.
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They’re consuming our drinking water for comedy gold
Husk (@huskirl) profile pictureHusk
@huskirlNov 1
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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Is Justin Herbert still worth a first round pick?
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Some local area high school is gonna hit the lottery with his other kids.
On3 (@On3) profile pictureOn3
@On3Oct 30
BREAKING: NC State legend and former NFL QB Philip Rivers has emerged as the focus of the Wolfpack's coaching search, @Clowfb, @PeteNakos and @Brett_McMurphy report🐺 With Rivers finishing out the high school season in Alabama, sources tell On3 there is no timetable for his hiring. on3.com/news/philip-rivers-e…
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Imagine if Edmonton or Vegas could find a way to add Kucherov.
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Bro had a plan and executed it.
Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 29
Host: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: In the '70s I was too young to get go to South America for the Jonestown massacre, so this is as close as I'll get. There's nothing like seeing a cult up close. Host: Alright, maybe this is not a Trump supporter
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All we heard for years is that we needed a 2C.
Grant (@garantula21) profile pictureGrant@garantula21Oct 29
Canes don’t really need a center. I’d be a bit shocked if they traded for Larkin.
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this is fucking wild
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Aho and Dylan Larkin are pretty comparable. Canes fans should think about what we’d want if Fishy woke up tomorrow & wanted a trade. It certainly would not be Niki, KK, and pics. The last guy Detroit wants is Niki after dealing with Ed and Larkin. #CarolinaCulture
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Lmao. Billy made someone mad again.
Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) profile pictureShannon Watts
@shannonrwattsOct 27
Those of us who have always hated Smashing Pumpkins really feeling vindicated.
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