idc how hungry my kids are i’m getting gta 6

this bitch pussy knows me better than i know myself

what country is this flag from? 🏳️‍⚧️ and why do all the hot women have it in their bio

i am starting to think i was microwaved as a child

not arguing with a woman with big t!ts, whatever you say mommy

eating a bowl full of metal balls for breakfast before my MRI

seeing a black cat is actually good luck because you get to see a cat

how tf a computer gonna ask me if i’m a robot?? mf you a robot

can someone explain to me why 8 hours at home takes 20 mins but 8 hours at work takes 4 days

hey @grok put them in burqas

propaganda? how bout i propa gander at those milkers

i am not locked tf in. im locked tf out, call the locksmith

gave my neighbors dog a popeyes biscuit, mf ain’t bark in 4 hours

wtf is phat butt friday

define ‘thicc Thursday’

Teenagers in the 2010's writing an essay without ChatGPT

i miss them so much

FBI agent breakfast

I’m this old